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niyad

(113,315 posts) Mon May 27, 2013, 11:30 PM May 2013

okay, because we need a laugh?? heard this tonight from an unimpeachable source (ie, one of

the people drinking at our "end of festival" pot luck)

"women become lesbians when they eat too many eggs". on that note, dear friends, bon nuit.

(edited to note: I was assured that "drunken friend at party" is a reliable source of information, should you also encounter such)

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okay, because we need a laugh?? heard this tonight from an unimpeachable source (ie, one of (Original Post) niyad May 2013 OP

How many eggs is too many eggs? JaneyVee May 2013 #1

have absolutely no idea. person hated admitting that this piece of "wisdom" came from a family niyad May 2013 #6

Makes sense. Probably the reason why there are no vegan lesbians. JaneyVee May 2013 #10

What happens when the men eat too many sausages? DJ13 May 2013 #2

sorry, I try, but it seems to have taken up permanent residence there, especially since coming here. niyad May 2013 #3

"They fart" isn't in the gutter? lob1 May 2013 #4

That depends whether the gutter is in front of you or behind you DJ13 May 2013 #8

duuuuuuuzzzzzyyyy undergroundpanther May 2013 #18

This is beyond DUZY. GoneOffShore May 2013 #5

I was just glad that I had put down my wine before I heard that (would not want to waste good wine) niyad May 2013 #7

I'm amazed that that I was compos mentis to post that in the first place. GoneOffShore May 2013 #9

amazes me, as well. niyad May 2013 #11

Wow, yeah! I can totally see that! scarletwoman May 2013 #12

still trying to figure it out. actually, such stupidity, could not even bother. niyad May 2013 #13

I've been wracking my brain... scarletwoman May 2013 #15

but what mercuryblues May 2013 #23

Gee, I've been eating a lot of eggs lately. baldguy May 2013 #14

My daughter hates eggs EC May 2013 #16

well, I did point out that he was drinking. should have asked if the relative who came up with niyad May 2013 #22

On the door of a stall in the women's washroom in Swiss Chalet on Yonge St. PDJane May 2013 #17

I love devilled eggs undergroundpanther May 2013 #19

Deviled eggs! Yummy! longship May 2013 #20

Your man is clearly no Cool Hand Luke! 11 Bravo May 2013 #24

But if they were Eggs Mimosa... longship May 2013 #25

ohhh, I like that one!! niyad May 2013 #21

hard boiled or over easy? onethatcares May 2013 #26

never did say, or perhaps it is only the eggs, not how they are prepared? I thought I had niyad May 2013 #27

Over easy makes you a lesbian trollop, obviously. scarletwoman May 2013 #28

JaneyVee

(19,877 posts)

1. How many eggs is too many eggs?

Reply to niyad (Original post)

Mon May 27, 2013, 11:32 PM

May 2013

niyad

(113,315 posts)

6. have absolutely no idea. person hated admitting that this piece of "wisdom" came from a family

Reply to JaneyVee (Reply #1)

Mon May 27, 2013, 11:35 PM

May 2013

member, would not be more specific.

JaneyVee

(19,877 posts)

10. Makes sense. Probably the reason why there are no vegan lesbians.

Reply to niyad (Reply #6)

Mon May 27, 2013, 11:43 PM

May 2013

DJ13

(23,671 posts)

2. What happens when the men eat too many sausages?

Reply to niyad (Original post)

Mon May 27, 2013, 11:32 PM

May 2013

They fart.

(Get your mind out of the gutter!)

niyad

(113,315 posts)

3. sorry, I try, but it seems to have taken up permanent residence there, especially since coming here.

Reply to DJ13 (Reply #2)

Mon May 27, 2013, 11:34 PM

May 2013

lob1

(3,820 posts)

4. "They fart" isn't in the gutter?

Reply to DJ13 (Reply #2)

Mon May 27, 2013, 11:34 PM

May 2013

DJ13

(23,671 posts)

8. That depends whether the gutter is in front of you or behind you

Reply to lob1 (Reply #4)

Mon May 27, 2013, 11:40 PM

May 2013

undergroundpanther

(11,925 posts)

18. duuuuuuuzzzzzyyyy

Reply to DJ13 (Reply #8)

Tue May 28, 2013, 01:27 AM

May 2013

GoneOffShore

(17,339 posts)

5. This is beyond DUZY.

Reply to niyad (Original post)

Mon May 27, 2013, 11:35 PM

May 2013

Bon nuit.

niyad

(113,315 posts)

7. I was just glad that I had put down my wine before I heard that (would not want to waste good wine)

Reply to GoneOffShore (Reply #5)

Mon May 27, 2013, 11:36 PM

May 2013

GoneOffShore

(17,339 posts)

9. I'm amazed that that I was compos mentis to post that in the first place.

Reply to niyad (Reply #7)

Mon May 27, 2013, 11:41 PM

May 2013

Podka, Champane, brandy and a couple of tokes.

niyad

(113,315 posts)

11. amazes me, as well.

Reply to GoneOffShore (Reply #9)

Mon May 27, 2013, 11:43 PM

May 2013

scarletwoman

(31,893 posts)

12. Wow, yeah! I can totally see that!

Reply to niyad (Original post)

Mon May 27, 2013, 11:45 PM

May 2013

Oh. Wait. No, I can't.

niyad

(113,315 posts)

13. still trying to figure it out. actually, such stupidity, could not even bother.

Reply to scarletwoman (Reply #12)

Mon May 27, 2013, 11:47 PM

May 2013

scarletwoman

(31,893 posts)

15. I've been wracking my brain...

Reply to niyad (Reply #13)

Mon May 27, 2013, 11:52 PM

May 2013

The best I can come up with is that when you crack two eggs into a frying pan, they can sorta look like a pair of tatas...

mercuryblues

(14,532 posts)

23. but what

Reply to scarletwoman (Reply #15)

Tue May 28, 2013, 10:32 AM

May 2013

happens when you put some link sausage in the frying pan? Does it neutralize the lesbian eggs?

baldguy

(36,649 posts)

14. Gee, I've been eating a lot of eggs lately.

Reply to niyad (Original post)

Mon May 27, 2013, 11:49 PM

May 2013

When do I become a lesbian?

EC

(12,287 posts)

16. My daughter hates eggs

Reply to niyad (Original post)

Mon May 27, 2013, 11:56 PM

May 2013

never eats eggs and is a lesbian. Something not right with his hypotenuse.

niyad

(113,315 posts)

22. well, I did point out that he was drinking. should have asked if the relative who came up with

Reply to EC (Reply #16)

Tue May 28, 2013, 09:56 AM

May 2013

this nonsense was drinking as well.

PDJane

(10,103 posts)

17. On the door of a stall in the women's washroom in Swiss Chalet on Yonge St.

Reply to niyad (Original post)

Tue May 28, 2013, 12:05 AM

May 2013

(It's no longer there). "MY MOTHER MADE ME A LESBIAN" Written underneath; "If I buy her the yarn, can she make me one too?"

It makes more sense..........

undergroundpanther

(11,925 posts)

19. I love devilled eggs

Reply to PDJane (Reply #17)

Tue May 28, 2013, 01:30 AM

May 2013

Is that why I'm transgender? I have shamelessly eaten 6 eggs or 12 devilled halves in a sitting well, nobody was eating them, and they were calling...ppaaannttthhheeerr....well because they are evil.. the farts scared both the cats off my bed that night..hehehe..