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kpete

(71,996 posts) Tue May 28, 2013, 09:49 AM May 2013

Michele Bachmann Inspires Racy Romance Novel

Fires of Siberia, a Bachmann-inspired romance novel, tells the tale of a red state presidential candidate who crashes in Siberia during a trip to improve (or invent) her foreign policy credentials, and must make her way back to civilization with the help of a dashing stranger named—wait for it—Steadman Bass.

The novel was written by Tréy Sager, and, arriving in advance of his memoir Oedipus Breast, may be the classier of his forthcoming titles.

http://www.mediaite.com/online/michele-bachmann-inspires-racy-romance-novel-but-is-still-stranger-than-fiction/

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Michele Bachmann Inspires Racy Romance Novel (Original Post) kpete May 2013 OP

That's just twisted.... Skidmore May 2013 #1

Ooooookaaaaaaay.... uriel1972 May 2013 #2

I still don't understand what Monica Lewinski is doing on the cover... SomethingFishy May 2013 #3

How come, she meets a stranger with a pseudo-english name in Siberia??? DetlefK May 2013 #4

It must be good if he pollinates her pink flower like a master bee. Kablooie May 2013 #5

Skidmore

(37,364 posts)

1. That's just twisted....

Reply to kpete (Original post)

Tue May 28, 2013, 09:57 AM

May 2013

sick and twisted.

uriel1972

(4,261 posts)

2. Ooooookaaaaaaay....

Reply to kpete (Original post)

Tue May 28, 2013, 10:07 AM

May 2013

This is wrong on so many levels it can only be inspired by the Elder Gods.
May Cthulhu eat me first.

SomethingFishy

(4,876 posts)

3. I still don't understand what Monica Lewinski is doing on the cover...

Reply to kpete (Original post)

Tue May 28, 2013, 10:09 AM

May 2013

DetlefK

(16,423 posts)

4. How come, she meets a stranger with a pseudo-english name in Siberia???

Reply to kpete (Original post)

Tue May 28, 2013, 10:16 AM

May 2013

What's so bad about "Leonid Graboshnykov" or "Vladimir Tsiolkovsky"?

And did you know that russian women have a hard time finding a decent man, because so many of them are alcoholics? Danielle Powers is stealing their men!!!

You should read the reviews:
http://www.badlandsunlimited.com/images/front/Fires_of%20Siberia_PR2013_v2.pdf

Kablooie

(18,634 posts)

5. It must be good if he pollinates her pink flower like a master bee.

Reply to kpete (Original post)

Tue May 28, 2013, 10:56 AM

May 2013

A breathtakingly poignant description of all our desires towards Michelle Bachman, I'm sure.

I think I need to bathe after reading that.

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