Family Concerned After John McCain Wanders Into Syria
WASHINGTON—Members of Sen. John McCain’s family expressed deep concern Tuesday after receiving word that the aging legislator had wandered off into Syria. “Unfortunately, this has been happening a lot lately; he’ll walk out of the Capitol building, get disoriented, and then we get a call late at night saying that John is in Syria,” McCain’s wife Cindy said upon learning that her 76-year-old husband turned up in the war-torn country after ambling across the Turkey-Syria border and delivering a rambling, incoherent speech to a group of rebels. “Then one of us has to go to Syria, pick him up, and bring him back to Washington. We’re going to have to sit down soon and decide what to do about this before he seriously hurts himself.” McCain’s wife added that her husband’s recent trip to Syria was the most alarming episode for her family since the elderly Arizona senator got into his car, started driving, and ended up lost in the 2008 presidential election
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The McCain family was thankful John was fully clothed when he was found in Syria. The lady next door has been terrified several times at the sight of Sen. McCain wandering through her yard naked... 
"... the most alarming episode for her family since the elderly Arizona senator got into his car,
started driving, and ended up lost in the 2008 presidential election."
Buh-bye ! 
Thanks for the chuckle!
get a leash for McCain before he believes he WON in 2008 and starts trying to make policy...
shop. May they pour it on with verve and gusto until their presses shut down by eviscerating and excoriating each and every conservative idiocy, one by one. 
