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ErikJ

(6,335 posts)
Wed Jun 5, 2013, 09:13 PM Jun 2013

You Might Be A Conservative If…

You Might Be A Conservative If…

1: You’re irate over the president taking so many vacation days on the taxpayer’s dime (61 thus far), but you thought George W. Bush earned every minute of his leisure time (196 days at the same point in his presidency).

2: You’re happy with your 40 hour work week, paid vacations and company-provided healthcare, but you’re strongly anti-union, because those commies haven’t done anything for you lately.

3: You strongly support the First Amendment and its guarantee of religious freedom to all, but you don’t think Muslims have a right to build an Islamic Community Center in Manhattan.

4: You believe Ronald Reagan was a devout Christian, even though he hated going to church, but any president who spends twenty years going to the same Trinity United Church in Chicago must be a Muslim.

5: You believe when a Republican governor creates a healthcare package with an individual mandate for everyone in his state, that’s a good idea. But when a Democratic president does it, suddenly it’s unconstitutional.

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You Might Be A Conservative If… (Original Post) ErikJ Jun 2013 OP
k&r liberal N proud Jun 2013 #1
k&r rhett o rick Jun 2013 #2
You look up and see deeper into your own colon. Half-Century Man Jun 2013 #3

Half-Century Man

(5,279 posts)
3. You look up and see deeper into your own colon.
Thu Jun 6, 2013, 12:34 AM
Jun 2013

You think the corporate dominated "free" market is free.
You think "Businessman" is one of the higher forms of human life.
You believe that someone, anyone, could possibly be worth more than 3 million dollars a year.
You believe someone who inherits a million dollars and stays a millionaire is a self made man.
You think well of ex-USMC Col. Oliver North.
You take notes while watching "Doomsday Preppies"

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