Facebook cofounder Sean Parker illegally damages redwood forest for fantasy Game of Thrones wedding

I was just sitting here thinking “I wish I knew a good way to kill some old-growth redwoods in Big Sur, break the law, and make Americans look even more like entitled asshats, all in the name of creating a sort of Game of Thrones and Lord of the Rings hybrid for my wedding.” And then it turned out, oh wait, Sean Parker already did!

Grist obtained* a recording of the events surrounding the $10 million wedding of the Facebook cofounder, former Napster dude, and billionaire cokehead (you know, the guy Justin Timberlake played in The Social Network) to “singer-songwriter” Alexandra Lenas. A transcript follows.