i've always heard it said, 'we went to the moon, and now we have Tang'

and now we're hearing we didnt even need it!?!?!

WTF?!?!?

for all the hoopla

But really investments in science, technology, human knowledge and exploration are generally a bad idea.

but don't weather satellites that take pictures of hurricanes really just encourage acting-out behavior by adolescent hurricanes? And is it really right to spy on asteroids, just because we're worried a big one might someday collide with Earth?

However, get a good hat and noone will notice.

Guess I'm showing my age.

Tang tastes like dessicated ground up orange peels.

To orange juice. (Disclaimer - I own part of two orange groves. One is on land my grandfather bought in 1927 and that my Dad helped plant the first trees on when he was a little kid. The other my parents bought in the 1950s.)

So we tested Tang as soon as it showed up on the grocery shelves. In comparison to fresh squeezed orange juice Tang really did suck. I've never had it since and don't plan to.

Since we would drive to our groves and pick our own oranges, we never had anything but fresh. Couldn't afford store bought. Not when we could get our own!

I can get a cup of coffee.

and they marketed Tang and some other things as stuff astronauts ate in space. I remember some breakfast bars - they were pretty cool actually, but they didn't last - marketed as eaten in space.

If your dishwasher gets scuzzy inside... fill the detergent compartments with Tang and run the dishwasher.

The dishwasher will be *spotless* after running it through the Tang cycle.

I shit you not.

I don't remember who told me this, but I tried it and it works like a charm.