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The NSA pushed back against claims that the federal government mined telephone data and other information on US citizens.
"We just can't believe such a malicious attack would be waged against this distinguished institution," said one employee as he feverishly jammed paper into 5 separate shredders, 20 sheets at a time, with one hand while using the other to smash hundreds of hard drives with a hammer. "Frankly, we're offended and hurt. We have feelings too, you know and you guys just trampled all over them."
In spite of the onslaught of criticism in recent days, NSA workers expressed optimism that the truth will eventually come out.
"The truth? Yeah...we're all looking forward to the day that Americans know we're here to protect them," said one analyst as sweat poured from his brow.
"This flask is apple juice, by the way," claimed another man as he took several swigs and coughed gingerly into his shirt sleeve. "But, yeah, we all expect the truth to be revealed in the coming days. Now, if you'd excuse me, I have to go find my passport"
RobertEarl
(13,685 posts)All he had to do was download info that would fetch big money from black marketeers.
But No! He has to go and do the Patriotic thing and let the world know we are being watched.
He coulda been rich.....
Gravitycollapse
(8,155 posts)"He wore too much cologne and one time didn't share his Oreos even though I told him I had low blood sugar"
RobertEarl
(13,685 posts)I haven't had an oreo is a long time. I wish I had an oreo right now. And a glass of milk. See you take the oreo and dip it in the milk and the combination is delicious. And you can twist the oreos apart and lick the creamy middle out. Like cunnilingus. Damn, now I wished I had an oreo, a glass of milk, and a woman. You know what men and woman can do?
Liberal_Stalwart71
(20,450 posts)Skittles
(153,164 posts)OnyxCollie
(9,958 posts)The Oreos are bad for you, too.
okaawhatever
(9,462 posts)I'll look you up when it's revealed that he's an agent for china. Don't kid yourself, Snowden isn't noble, or patriotic or honest. He's a narcissistic dbag who sold his country out.
Tierra_y_Libertad
(50,414 posts)Guy who has boxes in his garage, or a bunch spies who have info on everyone?
Guy who releases info about who's spying on us, or the spies who are spying on us?
Guy who fudged on his resume, or guys who have a long record of deceiving the people?