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ErikJ

(6,335 posts)
Mon Jun 17, 2013, 02:57 PM Jun 2013

New RW email chain compiles all their fake scandals in one place.

In JOKE form yet.
It has links for each one which didnt come through here.

“Democrats legislate; Republicans investigate.”~Lyndon Johnson
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I count about 21 crimes/scandals below (and there are A LOT more where these come from) ...(comment from sender to me)

Obama is guilty of high crimes and misdemeanors -- he needs to be impeached!

ALERT: Have you seen the latest joke that's being passed around, all over the internet? It's called "The 'Who's On First?' Routine As Told By The Obama White House", and it goes like this:
Bob: "Did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?"
Jim: "You mean the Mexican gun running?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "You mean SEAL Team 6 Extortion 17?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "You mean the State Dept. lying about Benghazi?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "You mean the voter fraud?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "You mean the military not getting their votes counted?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "You mean the president demoralizing and breaking down the military?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "You mean the Boston Bombing?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "You mean the president wanting to kill Americans with drones in our own country without the benefit of the law?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "You mean the president arming the Muslim Brotherhood?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "The IRS targeting conservatives?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "The DOJ spying on the press?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "Sebelius shaking down health insurance executives?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "The NSA monitoring our phone calls, e-mails and everything else?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "The president's ordering the release of nearly 10,000 illegal immigrants from jails and prisons and falsely blaming the seqester?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "The president's threat to impose gun control by Executive Order in order to bypass Congress?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "The president's repeated violation of the lawrequiring him to submit a budget no later than the first Monday in February?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "The president's unconstitutional recess appointments in an attempt to circumvent the Senate's advise-and-consent role?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "The State Department interfering with an Inspector General investigationon departmental sexual misconduct?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "HHS employees being given insider information on Medicare Advantage?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "Clinton, the IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Jim: "I give up! ... Oh wait, I think I got it! You mean that 65 million low-information voters stuck us again with the most corrupt administration in American history?"
Bob: "THAT'S THE ONE!"

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New RW email chain compiles all their fake scandals in one place. (Original Post) ErikJ Jun 2013 OP
Man! Flashmann Jun 2013 #1
He should have sent them the Republican pedophile/sexual-based/fraud/corruption list. Frustratedlady Jun 2013 #2
Obviously it's Obama's fault that RW chain emails are full of lies. tridim Jun 2013 #3

Frustratedlady

(16,254 posts)
2. He should have sent them the Republican pedophile/sexual-based/fraud/corruption list.
Mon Jun 17, 2013, 03:01 PM
Jun 2013

Much more interesting and much longer. Might even have links.

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