I just don't cotton to these threads..

good one!

n/t

Maybe?

There goes our material witness.

Thank God you showed up!!!!!

I was waiting for you to help me out in this thread, since I can only spin so much straw into gold.

I look forward to seeing you sew this one up in an instant (as though you didn't already)

"King of Groaners."

at that elephant episode of the Carol Burnett Show. That was so damn funny, I think I lost air. LMAO.

They'd let him do a story in a skit...but he'd have a different story for every take. So the anticipation of what this guy was gonna come up with next only made it more hilarious.

I still love the "hot dag"

a polyester and pretend that everything is fine.

I call foulard

You are on a roll in this thread

I admire how you've strung this all seamlessly together.

Best Thread of the Day!!!! Best puns of the month!!!!

DUzy

Of course, that conflict was created out of whole cloth.

The word Satin is derived from the arabic (I think it's arabic) word for The Prosecutor.

Satin was an angel that questioned every decision that God made. Thus he acted
like a Prosecutor.

The arabic word for Prosecutor is El Satan (Sa like Salt, and Tan rhymes with Bahn).

so slick he doesn't allow us to spell his name correctly

Then I'll use my theo-ester napkins while I eat some theobromine

has provided us all with some much needed comic relief.

Not to paint with a broadcloth brush...

lutestring.

I am not in lockram step with him..

that with some darn good adjectives.

BWAH-HAH-HAH

You win, that was hilarious

I've cotton idea of your bias.

You are creating that out of whole cloth!

You've found out I'm satin here fraying at the edges.

I'm sorry you feel hemmed in.

I'm through busting my seams over the issue.

Chenille we?

I appreciate all the clever notions, but it's all sewn up now.

Ray-off. Especially when I could Nylon.

Or are you type who only quilts when you're good and ready?

do I stop weaving my wit and wonder

You'll rip what you sew one day.

Edit: Dang, mess up and and put so instead of sew. LOL!

to hold you to test, right?

Because it will just cotton-ue.

ruffles, wrinkles and all.

I'm a frayed.

I sewed that one tight.

...it's curtains for us!



"I saw it in the window and I just couldn't resist it."

Okay that was the best episode of the Carol Burnett show ever, and that you worked it into here says that everyone else needs to do a curtain call.

They lost it too

I hadn't seen that one. Please excuse me while I fall the hell out of my chair

We've lost the pattern. There's nothing left to pin down.

but even Singers have given up on this one.

Best to call in the fishermen.

We could try haircloth, but due to the serge in demand there isn't enough. We need mohair.

..

...it's too late for a Brazilian, you have to go for a Jersey to get your chintz fleeced properly.

I feel like I'm gonna dye!

could raise the dead you are both so funny. And I state that plainly. You are LOL

that now we're up to shag!

Are you madder?

We'll never dye!

Weave had a good team here, so far.

You just called me out on the carpet with your wit, my friend

never dye.

There to Rest.In.Puns.

It's time to hit the sheets and call it a day

His VP Paul E. Esther isn't much better.

and god is not capitalized. Heathen!

And "English-only" being one of the features of their core racism, they certainly have a problem with their mastery of their own language.

Suck it up, folks.

wooly mammoth headed toward extinction.

that one made me LOL

Is he/she like SATAN? You know, hell probably is a boring place with such incredibly stupid people going there at an astronomical rate.

ALL HAIL SATIN!!! ER...ALL HAIL SANTA!

Yet he was flexible and had to ability to form to complex contours.

Then there's the fact that he was running against Nylon. Which we all know was nothing more than a product of Big Oil, and I've never been able to stand how he just melts when things really get heated.

n/t

Oh my goodness, this is the funniest thread.

I can barely breathe. I feel like I'm wearing a corset and these yarns you are spinning are making me spool into a basket case .

I'm surprised he didn't pray that dog has mercy upon us.

we elected al-gora, and we got satin instead.