I think people like Louie Gohmert should be required to hide their *stupidity* at work. Which means, he wouldn't be able to open his mouth or do virtually anything. Neither would Michele Bachmann, Rand Paul, or most of the Republican Party for that matter.

Congress might get a few things done that would actually benefit the American people: a foreign concept in Congress over the last few years.

a bit of trivia my bald ex-boyfriend used to say...a lot.

He often wore a t-shirt that said "I AM NOT BALD. This is a solar panel for a sex machine."

Yum.

and perhaps someone needs to draw that sort of analogy to him because it's an essential part of his nature. If he were capable of catching a clue, he'd realize it's just as impossible for gay folks to stay hidden in that closet for the majority of their waking hours.

Gomer missed out on that. I think he should have to go through painful hair transplants. His body should have a way of shutting that all down.

I have an idea:

I'll grow the hair on one side of my head really long, then comb it up over...the top... you see?...

Then nobody will know I'm bald!

That'll work, won't it?

I mean, I'm not one of those guys who is proud-out-loud about being bald. For me, it's just a thing. But I'll be damned if I ever do a combover, get plugs, or just wear a hat all the damned time.

My wife loves baldness (Patrick Stewart is her fave bald guy) so I lucked out there...

He finally shaved it all off and it took 15 years off him. He looked great!

Keep what you got nice and trim, and moisturize the scalp...

So you've got that going for you!

than the dreaded combover.

The only time a combover is any fun at all is in a high wind.

I think Trump's hair starts at the back of his neck and gets combed forward and shellacked into a solid piece.

See above.

Besides, I'm older than 12 years old.

I had a neighbor in Boston I never saw without a baseball cap. I think he even slept in that thing. He'd have looked a lot better if he'd just let it all hang out, polishing that balding head so it glistened in the sun.

To tell the truth, I never really notice whether or not a man has thinning hair and/or a bald spot. I doubt many women do and if they do, it's of far lesser importance than a whole list of positive (or negative) qualities.

We live in a culture that celebrates baldness, and equates it with masculinity, virility and sexiness. Certainly many women I've spoke to on the subject find baldness sexy. Where are these guys coming from?

Plus, I knew from a young age I was going to go bald early. I'm a carbon copy of my Dad, and he went bald in his twenties. Never let it bother him. And just like him, I started losing my hair in my twenties. I was plenty warned. And no problem...

except the appearance of youth seems to be important for a lot of men and might be tied to salary and promotion in a lot of corporate offices, which is a shame.

Men who are self confident enough to be bald are more appealing to me than men who try to hide it under hats, bad rugs, and combovers.

'successful corporate executive' better than baldness.

However, I think we have the shaved look popular in the NBA to thank for whatever improved perception we have of baldness as a culture. There's no way to deny that Michael Jordan looked fantastic with his shaved dome

Why didn't I think of that...

Stupid people should just shut the fuck up and never be allowed to run for public office.

Anyone who would make a statement like that certainly does not have the where with all to think themselves out of a paper sack.

So not they have to pick on bald men? That is just sad!

Yul Brynner

Patrick Stewart

Lou

the amount of time it took for a haircut, what with my receding hairline and the bare spot in the back. So I started shaving from the neck up, and have been ever since.

It only takes a few minutes, shaving in the shower.

It was also about the time I got a small gold hoop for my pierced ear.

From time to time people in the gym will call me Mr. Clean.