Nothing.

Alone, unloved, forgotten by all, insignificant, inconsequential and irrelevant.

May your empty days be lived according to the definition of "To The Pain".

May you be left in anguish; wallowing in freakish misery forever...

you worthless piece of shit!!! My greatest regret is that you have had this much time on earth to do so much damage to it and those who inhabit it.

It looks like something we'd have pranked my fraternity brothers with during college, a chimp-simulated-masturbation cake...then I notice the caption says "Happy 1^st Birthday Conner"

Now I'm just uneasy that neither parent nor pastry chef noticed that the cake is a wanking chimp.

At least its easy to tell where the whipped cream goes!

If I were doing a pretzel cake, I'd probably use a sea-salt caramel glaze to finish it and try to incorporate actual pretzel into it somehow.

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yes INDEED

...but what the heck, today works too!


Happy Birthday, Commander Bunnypants!
Did you blow out those twin candles on your yellowcake?
What a good little boy you are, Commander BP!
Did you get the present we had delivered to the Oval?
Saddam's very own pistol!
It only cost us 3 trillion dollars.
Only the very best for our Commander Bunnypants!


Merry Christmas, Commander Bunnypants!
Atta boy, you know who your REAL friends are.
Your base in the oil and MIC worlds,
Are expecting to be PNAC'd and paid off now!
Oh, but wait! You Shock'd and Awe'd the wrong country?
Bad, bad Commander Bunnypants!
Unless one is a stockholder in Halliburton or Carlyle or Blackwater.
They are all saying, with tax cut in hand (wink wink),
Good, good Commander Bunnypants!


Happy Hannukah, Commander Bunnypants!
While the rest of us have all been Bandar'd about,
al Qaeda'd and Osama'd and Khalid Sheikh Mohammed'd'd'd'd
With dreams of virgins in heaven, (Mmmm... 72... Yummy!)
Wearing Perle necklaces, riding Scooters, eating boxes of Condi,
Your heartless Dick is in its bunker running the operation,
While Commander Bunnypants reads My Pet Goat!


Ramadan Mubarak, Commander Bunnypants!
Oh, you finally got around to Afghanistan and the Taliban?
But, but, there are holes in Tora Bora,
Large enough for a dialysis machine (or an oil pipeline) to slip through!
Your 23 percenters say you can do no wrong,
It's a crusade, they all know (wink wink).
It'll be OK, as long as we just buy Freedom Fries and Jim Beam,
Everything will be just chimpy,
Because Commander Bunnypants has accomplished his mission!


Happy Halloween, Commander Bunnypants!
Those ghosts that you see everyday,
Of thousands of soldiers dressed up like Pat and Jessica,
Are the ghost of a once-great nation.
But it's all OK, because today
The 23 percenters and your FOXy friends in the media,
Are blaming the Black Guy
For the destruction you wrought.
Lucky Ducky, Commander Bunnypants!


Happy New Year, Commander Bunnypants!
Maybe next year you'll be gone,
To the Hague or to Hell or to Houston (shudder!!)
"You won't have Commander Bunnypants to kick around anymore!"
Is Jeb now the head of the Family Evil Empire?
Is he waiting 'til '16 to steal back the White House?
You've been so quiet, Commander Bunnypants,
We'd almost forgotten all about you!
So, have a Happy 9/11, Commander Bunnypants!
It's what made you.
You would have gone down in history,
As a one-termer somewhere between Chester Arthur and Millard Fillmore,
But now you get to be the very worst pretzeldent ever!
So congratulations, and...

Happy Birthday, Commander Bunnypants!

To burning in Hell for eternity. Happy B-Day, Georgie-Porgie!

TlalocW

but in your case, once convicted of the crimes you've perpetrated, I'd make an exception.

You're a war criminal,
you know it's true.

George, I hope you suffer daily nighmares of being hung for treason on the White House Lawn in prime time.

-90% Jimmy

Wonder how long before one of the "concerned Democrats" chimes in to beg us to cut it out?

It was an honor to vote against you. I'd do it again in a heartbeat.

Hope she does to you what you did to me and millions of others.

You have all the experience you could ever need

Hope this is your last one.

13 seconds is way too long to be under you, let alone 13 years. Go fuck yourself, and the same to the rest of your family.

May you end up in a jail cell sometime in your sad life. You scumbag.

fuck you w and the cheney you rode in on

You worthless psychopath. Why are you not dead like the hundreds of thousands you killed, or at least in prison for the rest of your fucking life?

"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream."

''You're working hard to put food on your family.''

''As yesterday's positive report card shows, childrens do learn when standards are high and results are measured.''

''Tribal sovereignty means that; it's sovereign. I mean, you're a — you've been given sovereignty, and you're viewed as a sovereign entity. And therefore the relationship between the federal government and tribes is one between sovereign entities.'

''I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office.''

''Eight years was awesome, and I was famous and I was powerful.''

when you die millions will dance in the streets

I'll leave it at that, can't say anything nice.

Come back to haunt your every sleeping and waking moment so that you shall never know a second of peace or happiness in this life or the next or the next unto a thousand generations.

Amen.

For eight years of making life hell for innocent LGBT's all over...

And ESPECIALLY for eight years of slashing funding for the National Cancer Institute...