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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsThe Honest Toddler releases an official statement about rumors in social media regarding him:
8 JUL
2013
Official Statement
Written by TheHonestToddler
By now many of you have heard the allegations against me. These rumors are getting out of control and I feel like its time to address them publicly.
I want to state this very clearly for the press: I am not, nor have I ever been, tired.
Have I closed my eyes in my lifetime? Yes. Who hasnt. But never
never was I sleepy.
There are photos circulating around Facebook that allegedly depict me in various states of unconsciousness. I can neither confirm nor deny that they are me but if you distribute them you are not invited to my birthday party.
I am not the kind of person who would knowingly engage in a nap nor stay in their own bed for any extended period of time. Anyone who knows me personally or professionally can attest to the fact that I consistently cause bedtime problems. Not only do I guard against my own slumber, I work tirelessly to disrupt the sleep of others.
I have in my possession a torn affidavit from my parents:
Its true. We need help.
Id like to formally take a moment to apologize to the toddler community if these lies have caused you doubt. If it means anything, this morning I asked for a complicated breakfast and did not, I repeat did not, eat it.
My faith in and fear of Santa will see me through this difficult time.
I ask that you please respect the privacy of my family unless its to drop off* snacks.
love,
HT
*Dont look at me
http://thehonesttoddler.com/official-statement/
NightWatcher
(39,343 posts)Adult Tip: Never pick up a toddler without asking. Were people not loose change.
Old MacDonald Had A Farm sounds like an episode of Cribs set to music. We get it. Youre rich.
FYI- It's not hide & seek if your toddlers waits in a closet while you read TMZ on your phone what's wrong with you.
To understand how toddlers feel about vacuum cleaners imagine turning around and seeing Optimus Prime coming at you.
Are_grits_groceries
(17,111 posts)Love the last one.
Love that snarky little kid. He's my twee hero.