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After going to restroom to relieve himself, man reports 'burning sensation on penis' as result of a small snake which slithered out of toilet, bit him in sensitive area. Snake reportedly not venomous, man feeling well
A 35-year-old man from northern Israel was bitten on his penis Friday by a snake that slithered out from inside his toilet. The man sustained light injuries.
MDA paramedics who were alerted to the scene evacuated the man to Rambam Medical Center in Haifa, where he received medical treatment. An examination revealed the snake was not venomous.
The man told the paramedics that he went to the bathroom to relieve himself and suddenly felt "a sharp burning sensation on his penis."
One of the paramedics said that the man claimed to have seen the snake before it slithered down the toilet, and according to him the snake was very small.
http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-4404382,00.html
Warpy
(111,327 posts)I'll never be able to sit on the throne and read again.
bunnies
(15,859 posts)It woulda been a completely different story.
cliffordu
(30,994 posts)Right you are......
COLGATE4
(14,732 posts)-"that's when you find out who your friends are".
dhill926
(16,351 posts)in Virginia evidently.....
The cooch is really trying to put the virgin in Virginia. Those idiots just dont know when to stop being assholes do they.
Bake
(21,977 posts)Punchline to very old but still funny joke!
Bake
Journeyman
(15,037 posts)Orrex
(63,220 posts)AllINeedIsCoffee
(772 posts)SomethingFishy
(4,876 posts)Snakes In The Bowl?
Snakes Down The Drain?
A Snake Named Johnson?
Snakenado?
Don't Put Your Snake Near The Snake?
hedgehog
(36,286 posts)The Straight Story
(48,121 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)bunnies
(15,859 posts)I wanna see that gif.
1-Old-Man
(2,667 posts)Somehow, some way, it had to be them.
Orrex
(63,220 posts)bunnies
(15,859 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)Wait...what's that? It's CHECKERED Garter Snake? Well, that's very different!
bunnies
(15,859 posts)I hear they spit.
Orrex
(63,220 posts)Orrex
(63,220 posts)LisaLynne
(14,554 posts)Orrex
(63,220 posts)I'll be here all week!
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)...in Anacondé Nast.
BainsBane
(53,053 posts)Duzy to you and several others here.
Orrex
(63,220 posts)Blue_Tires
(55,445 posts)Agschmid
(28,749 posts)I sit to pee (I've heard it allows a better clearing of the bladder and may be better for prostate health?)... that is NO more.
Buns_of_Fire
(17,191 posts)I learned growing up in south Florida to ALWAYS check under the seat before communing with nature. Having a daddy longlegs tickle your nether regions may be somewhat stimulating, but...
bunnies
(15,859 posts)Agschmid
(28,749 posts)Orrex
(63,220 posts)Orrex
(63,220 posts)The Straight Story
(48,121 posts)bunnies
(15,859 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)belcffub
(595 posts)I do sit sometimes while using the bathroom... but its an odds thing...
backscatter712
(26,355 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)Blue Owl
(50,486 posts)n/t
Baitball Blogger
(46,755 posts)KamaAina
(78,249 posts)KamaAina
(78,249 posts)bunnies
(15,859 posts)When it sees a hog... it knows.
Orrex
(63,220 posts)bunnies
(15,859 posts)madokie
(51,076 posts)slithers maybe but jump
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)BeyondGeography
(39,377 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)I hope we're not milksnaking this joke too much...