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And people wonder why Rush Limbaugh is on his FOURTH wife? (Original Post) Archae Jul 2013 OP
He has to be in the top ten list of the most AsahinaKimi Jul 2013 #1
It's doubtful Limbaugh has been on anything... onpatrol98 Jul 2013 #2
heh heh heh JustAnotherGen Jul 2013 #3
I've wondered before if his 'wife' is actually his oxycontin supplier. LuvNewcastle Jul 2013 #4
Or a beard. Initech Jul 2013 #5
Sex with him would be so degrading that he'd definitely have to pay for it. LuvNewcastle Jul 2013 #7
Time to bring up an old, but still hilarious Bill Hicks bit: Initech Jul 2013 #9
Thank you so much for sharing. LuvNewcastle Jul 2013 #13
That's what he's doing...that's why he's up to the 4th wife onpatrol98 Jul 2013 #16
it's the antenna right? azurnoir Jul 2013 #22
No they don't. n/t tazkcmo Jul 2013 #6
Not why so much as HOW azurnoir Jul 2013 #8
IIRC, he sets up a pre-nup that gives them a certain amt of $$$ if they stay married to him Nay Jul 2013 #15
IMO he doesn't have enough $$$$$$ to make it worth it azurnoir Jul 2013 #21
God, no. I'd puke my guts out if I just had to see him in person. There's no amt of $$$. Nay Jul 2013 #23
I wonder how he ended up with any wives. onenote Jul 2013 #10
Dangle money at CPAC? Archae Jul 2013 #12
I wonder how he ever gone ONE wife. bunnies Jul 2013 #11
Rush prefers child sex slaves over women sigmasix Jul 2013 #14
I don't believe four women found him bearable enough BainsBane Jul 2013 #17
There i$ $omething obviou$ that attract$ them to him Norbert Jul 2013 #18
Every penny hard earned BainsBane Jul 2013 #19
And no kids!!!! Major Hogwash Jul 2013 #20
Kids is what he does for fun Tom Ripley Jul 2013 #24

LuvNewcastle

(16,855 posts)
4. I've wondered before if his 'wife' is actually his oxycontin supplier.
Thu Jul 18, 2013, 04:54 PM
Jul 2013

He probably cares a lot more about feeding that habit than being sexually or emotionally satisfied.

Initech

(100,099 posts)
5. Or a beard.
Thu Jul 18, 2013, 05:01 PM
Jul 2013

Last edited Thu Jul 18, 2013, 05:38 PM - Edit history (1)

1. Beard

Any opposite sex escort taken to an event in an effort to give a person the apperance of being out on a date with a person of the opposite sex.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=beard


Remember all those Viagra fueled Carribean getaways he'd take with his conservative buddies?

http://blatherwatch.blogs.com/talk_radio/2006/06/rush_limbaugh_d.html

LuvNewcastle

(16,855 posts)
7. Sex with him would be so degrading that he'd definitely have to pay for it.
Thu Jul 18, 2013, 05:14 PM
Jul 2013

He'd also have to leave the country and go to a place where no one knew who he was.

onpatrol98

(1,989 posts)
16. That's what he's doing...that's why he's up to the 4th wife
Thu Jul 18, 2013, 11:01 PM
Jul 2013

A wife can only stay with him for so long. Then, at some point, the money just isn't good enough. So, he has to bribe another one to give the appearance that a woman is attracted to him. In reality, he's the safest human alive. I can't imagine any gender being attracted to Limbaugh. Can you see a woman standing in a room, scanning the crowd and saying..."I have got to get his number". More likely than not, it's him getting next to one when she isn't looking and saying..."I've got a jet. Wanna go for a ride."

I bet even that line works for very few. It's more...the one that doesn't throw up, becomes the next new wife. You've heard the saying, that if you lie down with dogs, you wake up with fleas.

Well...what happens if you lay down with a flea? You've consummated a relationship with Limbaugh.



http://marijka.deviantart.com/art/dusty-the-sexy-flea-12874786
(artwork by deviant art)
If you pull out a magnifying glass, you can see that part of him that makes the girls go wild...or maybe not.

Nay

(12,051 posts)
15. IIRC, he sets up a pre-nup that gives them a certain amt of $$$ if they stay married to him
Thu Jul 18, 2013, 10:09 PM
Jul 2013

for at least 10 years. I couldn't do it for 10 minutes.

sigmasix

(794 posts)
14. Rush prefers child sex slaves over women
Thu Jul 18, 2013, 07:08 PM
Jul 2013

isnt this the same guy that spends 100s of thousands on "touring" the child sex slave circuits?

Rush is much more than evil, isn't he?

Norbert

(6,040 posts)
18. There i$ $omething obviou$ that attract$ them to him
Fri Jul 19, 2013, 12:42 AM
Jul 2013

No it i$n't hi$ look$, or hi$ per$onality or even what he po$$e$$e$ in hi$ pant$. I wi$h I had an awarene$$ of what they $ee in this $orry a$$.

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