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TheMastersNemesis

(10,602 posts) Fri Jul 19, 2013, 04:58 PM Jul 2013

I Can't Wait Until Sperm And Egg Get Personhood.

Wet dreams, master bating , and menstruation will become illegal and felonies the GOP and religious right are that crazy now. Our descent into madness and dementia seems unstoppable.

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I Can't Wait Until Sperm And Egg Get Personhood. (Original Post) TheMastersNemesis Jul 2013 OP

They'll only make a half hearted attempt at that. CincyDem Jul 2013 #1

You Can't Put Anything Past The Religious (wrong) Right Or The GOP Anymore TheMastersNemesis Jul 2013 #2

Sperm will never get personhood Drale Jul 2013 #3

Yup. YoungDemCA Jul 2013 #6

And a pregnant woman should be allowed extra ballots avebury Jul 2013 #4

That will go down great in deep south Texas, Ilsa Jul 2013 #8

Each baby should also be qualified for food stamps was well for those living on less avebury Jul 2013 #9

They just need to incorporate! nt postulater Jul 2013 #5

Every sperm is sacred!! n/t PoliticAverse Jul 2013 #7

Message auto-removed Name removed Jul 2013 #11

I see it another way... JNelson6563 Jul 2013 #10

Really? Next month Texas republicans and the republican assholes in North Carolina bluestate10 Jul 2013 #12

Hey IRS, 250million dependents. woot nt One_Life_To_Give Jul 2013 #13

CincyDem

(6,385 posts)

1. They'll only make a half hearted attempt at that.

Reply to TheMastersNemesis (Original post)

Fri Jul 19, 2013, 05:02 PM

Jul 2013

And while they're at it, I suspect they won't outlaw masturbation - only enjoying. As long as you don't smile and exhale a sigh of relief, you'll be fine. NSA will probably just classify you as a Republican.

TheMastersNemesis

(10,602 posts)

2. You Can't Put Anything Past The Religious (wrong) Right Or The GOP Anymore

Reply to TheMastersNemesis (Original post)

Fri Jul 19, 2013, 05:04 PM

Jul 2013

They will come up with some twist on an issue that even a delusional schizophrenic could not imagine.

Drale

(7,932 posts)

3. Sperm will never get personhood

Reply to TheMastersNemesis (Original post)

Fri Jul 19, 2013, 05:05 PM

Jul 2013

it comes out of a mans body, now Eggs maybe and menstruation will be made illegal.

YoungDemCA

(5,714 posts)

6. Yup.

Reply to Drale (Reply #3)

Fri Jul 19, 2013, 05:10 PM

Jul 2013

The day sperm gets personhood is the day the GOP loses "the base."

avebury

(10,952 posts)

4. And a pregnant woman should be allowed extra ballots

Reply to TheMastersNemesis (Original post)

Fri Jul 19, 2013, 05:06 PM

Jul 2013

on election day based upon the number of babies she is carrying.

Ilsa

(61,698 posts)

8. That will go down great in deep south Texas,

Reply to avebury (Reply #4)

Fri Jul 19, 2013, 05:17 PM

Jul 2013

especially for those women denied access to clinics under the new draconian law. The TX GOP won't care for it.

avebury

(10,952 posts)

9. Each baby should also be qualified for food stamps was well for those living on less

Reply to Ilsa (Reply #8)

Fri Jul 19, 2013, 05:22 PM

Jul 2013

than the poverty level.

It becomes about taking their idiot move and flipping to the point where it becomes unpalatable to them.

postulater

(5,075 posts)

5. They just need to incorporate! nt

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Fri Jul 19, 2013, 05:09 PM

Jul 2013

PoliticAverse

(26,366 posts)

7. Every sperm is sacred!! n/t

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Fri Jul 19, 2013, 05:10 PM

Jul 2013

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JNelson6563

(28,151 posts)

10. I see it another way...

Reply to TheMastersNemesis (Original post)

Fri Jul 19, 2013, 05:44 PM

Jul 2013

As a woman I have many eggs, probably hundreds. If these little beauties get awarded personhood I will be claiming them all as tax exemptions!

W00T!!

Julie

bluestate10

(10,942 posts)

12. Really? Next month Texas republicans and the republican assholes in North Carolina

Reply to TheMastersNemesis (Original post)

Fri Jul 19, 2013, 05:49 PM

Jul 2013

will be passing laws to have men arrested for blowing semen into toilet paper. So extreme are their actions. Ok Nader chorus, sing after me, "There is no difference between democratic office holders and republican office holders". The only difference is I am fucking joking when I sing it.

One_Life_To_Give

(6,036 posts)

13. Hey IRS, 250million dependents. woot nt

Reply to TheMastersNemesis (Original post)

Fri Jul 19, 2013, 05:53 PM

Jul 2013

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