After saving that woman drowning in the ocean.

We've been needing a new superhero for some time.

I head he's going to save Detroit next.

I thought he wasn't known for food restraint!

and blew up the Death Star!

Zimmer man!!!


Please... Tired of looking at his face... enough already!

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i been waiting for that!!

(nt)

Lots uvvem.

saves entire city of Detroit from foreclosure.

Im going to start selling tin foil.

he rushes to save hundreds of over paid douche bag's jobs ---stay tuned for more dog shit after this 20 minutes of commercials .

Right after he saved Boehner from a spray tanning booth that was possessed by Satan (Paul Ryan) himself.

Front page of AOL, no less.

http://main.aol.com/2013/07/14/_n_3562115.html?1374514252&icid=maing-grid7%7Chtmlws-main-bb%7Cdl1%7Csec1_lnk2%26pLid%3D347296

In other news on the front page: Ohio PAC Raising Money To Buy George Zimmerman A New Gun (Fine, Ohio group. Why don't you buy him a home in Ohio, too, and let him be a neighborhood watch capitan there.)

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/22/george-zimmerman-new-gun_n_3634975.html?1374508681&icid=maing-grid7%7Chtmlws-main-bb%7Cdl1%7Csec3_lnk1%26pLid%3D347296

DU erupts in outrage (!!) over the loss of all those oncology jobs!

Or, he will, after he takes off those extra 120 pounds.

but it couldn't be proven that he didn't within a reasonable doubt.

Zimmerman donated Semen every 10 mins.for the last 3 days.

... If only hehad that much decency and humanity!

The baby did not start crying aggressively or else it might have scared off Zimmerman into self-defense mode.

You can't 'pay' for something like that. Your hands never wash clean.

I can play this game.

Then Zimmerman wakes up and realizes he is still a deranged nutcase.

Invents car that runs on water - gasoline now obsolete !

Al Qaeda said they've given up the fight and are now opening a chain of lemonade stands - thanks to Zimmerman.

Water turns to vinegar.

He also freed those 3 women that were imprisoned for years in Cleveland, but didn't want any credit, so they've said they broke out themselves.

That's all I need to know.

In his quantum state he is guilty AND not guilty at the same time!

is that he did all this without shooting another innocent teenager.

Florida Saved.

Still a murderer.

...ammunition sales skyrocket.

She praised George Zimmerman as a hero and a role model after the trial and I said he was a racist bigot thug. I'm sure she feels exonerated now.

Lots of burglaries and robberies. One person he reported for suspicious behavior burglarized a house while a mother and her child were in the house. Although he didn't save her child from a burning house, she was grateful for all the help he gave her.

According to the official DU narrative, he reported Martin because Martin was black and wore a hoodie. What he actually told the police dispatcher is that Martin was behaving suspiciously (making no effort to get out of the rain, looking at houses), but I guess that can't be true because it goes against the official narrative. (sarcasm)

he didn't notice.

it wasn't just someone in a hoody, it was a black someone.

we really need our neighbors to judge how fast we should walk in the rain. And how dare anyone look at what they are walking past!

I didn't say that Zimmerman should have reported Martin.