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Dreamer Tatum

(10,926 posts) Mon Jul 22, 2013, 02:17 PM Jul 2013

If you were in a car crash and Zimmerman showed up to help you, what would you do?

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	Demur in favor of dying a slow death in your car
	0 (0%)
	Wonder why you weren\'t in on the obvious conspiracy
	1 (11%)
	Gratefully accept the help of anyone displaying a shred of humanity
	5 (56%)
	Use my last few breaths to taunt him somehow
	1 (11%)
	Some other thing
	2 (22%)
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If you were in a car crash and Zimmerman showed up to help you, what would you do? (Original Post) Dreamer Tatum Jul 2013 OP

I'd laugh my arse off at this thread Kurska Jul 2013 #1

I recced for the laugh. pintobean Jul 2013 #13

I'd look around for Alan Funt . . . Journeyman Jul 2013 #2

I'd kick his ass quinnox Jul 2013 #3

Ask him to hold on for a second snooper2 Jul 2013 #4

Duck. Robb Jul 2013 #5

Worry whether he thought I was a threat! treestar Jul 2013 #6

Stand my ground. AZ Mike Jul 2013 #7

Damn! You beat me to it! Jessy169 Jul 2013 #14

I'd be gracious NoOneMan Jul 2013 #8

Not punch him. JVS Jul 2013 #9

Ask when did he move to Minnesota sarisataka Jul 2013 #10

I wouldn't be able to help myself Politicalboi Jul 2013 #11

If I was just in a serious car accident with my family, ZombieHorde Jul 2013 #12

Might want to change "demure" to "demur" HERVEPA Jul 2013 #15

Assume he is trying to kill me and shoot him. nt Deep13 Jul 2013 #16

Or assume he caused the accident and was coming to louis-t Jul 2013 #20

either way *bang* ... Deep13 Jul 2013 #25

LOL! Now we know Zimmerman sits at home listening to his scanner. My family is in law & KittyWampus Jul 2013 #17

I'm going to go off on a tangent and ask... Bay Boy Jul 2013 #31

not a tangent at all. the answer is, largely because of people like Zimmerman. KittyWampus Jul 2013 #32

I'd wonder what the hell I was doing in FL. Starry Messenger Jul 2013 #18

Tell him I called 911 and will wait for trained and qualified help to arrive and do their jobs. Gidney N Cloyd Jul 2013 #19

That"s what I would say. He doesn't seem intelligent enough to really be an expert in rescue. northoftheborder Jul 2013 #26

Message auto-removed Name removed Jul 2013 #21

Play my part in accordance with the prewritten script in order to collect my payment (nt) Nye Bevan Jul 2013 #22

Annnnnd, we have a winner!! monmouth3 Jul 2013 #23

Ask him if he knew he had fans on DU. NoGOPZone Jul 2013 #24

That would scare me - I'd have to shoot him. n/t Lil Missy Jul 2013 #27

Shoot him first, then break his nose and then bang his head on the concrete. Thinkingabout Jul 2013 #28

Reminds me of a scene from "Crash." spooky3 Jul 2013 #29

Hey,if he actually did help, hats off to him. Still doesn' erase what he did to Trayvon. n kelliekat44 Jul 2013 #30

Use my last ounce of strength to jack his ass!! lastlib Jul 2013 #33

Assume he was there to rob me and defend myself. Incitatus Jul 2013 #34

Assume he was trying to kill me and act accordingly. RedCappedBandit Jul 2013 #35

Some other thing: Depends on my race flamingdem Jul 2013 #36

Tell him to get the hell away from me, HappyMe Jul 2013 #37

Wonder WTF he was doing in Virginia... ileus Jul 2013 #38

From my screen-name, you can guess … 1StrongBlackMan Jul 2013 #39

Kurska

(5,739 posts)

1. I'd laugh my arse off at this thread

Reply to Dreamer Tatum (Original post)

Mon Jul 22, 2013, 02:19 PM

Jul 2013

Excellent job.

pintobean

(18,101 posts)

13. I recced for the laugh.

Reply to Kurska (Reply #1)

Mon Jul 22, 2013, 02:26 PM

Jul 2013

Journeyman

(15,031 posts)

2. I'd look around for Alan Funt . . .

Reply to Dreamer Tatum (Original post)

Mon Jul 22, 2013, 02:19 PM

Jul 2013

quinnox

(20,600 posts)

3. I'd kick his ass

Reply to Dreamer Tatum (Original post)

Mon Jul 22, 2013, 02:20 PM

Jul 2013

snooper2

(30,151 posts)

4. Ask him to hold on for a second

Reply to Dreamer Tatum (Original post)

Mon Jul 22, 2013, 02:20 PM

Jul 2013

So I could start the video player on my phone anticipating the conspiracy idiots on the Intertubes

Robb

(39,665 posts)

5. Duck.

Reply to Dreamer Tatum (Original post)

Mon Jul 22, 2013, 02:20 PM

Jul 2013

treestar

(82,383 posts)

6. Worry whether he thought I was a threat!

Reply to Dreamer Tatum (Original post)

Mon Jul 22, 2013, 02:20 PM

Jul 2013

Hope he keeps his gun in the holster.

AZ Mike

(468 posts)

7. Stand my ground.

Reply to Dreamer Tatum (Original post)

Mon Jul 22, 2013, 02:21 PM

Jul 2013

Jessy169

(602 posts)

14. Damn! You beat me to it!

Reply to AZ Mike (Reply #7)

Mon Jul 22, 2013, 02:27 PM

Jul 2013

That's the exact answer I wanted to go "on record" with. Its the only OBVIOUS answer.

NoOneMan

(4,795 posts)

8. I'd be gracious

Reply to Dreamer Tatum (Original post)

Mon Jul 22, 2013, 02:21 PM

Jul 2013

The fucker is packing heat

JVS

(61,935 posts)

9. Not punch him.

Reply to Dreamer Tatum (Original post)

Mon Jul 22, 2013, 02:21 PM

Jul 2013

I've heard that ends poorly.

sarisataka

(18,655 posts)

10. Ask when did he move to Minnesota

Reply to Dreamer Tatum (Original post)

Mon Jul 22, 2013, 02:21 PM

Jul 2013

Politicalboi

(15,189 posts)

11. I wouldn't be able to help myself

Reply to Dreamer Tatum (Original post)

Mon Jul 22, 2013, 02:23 PM

Jul 2013

I would call him a murderer that he is, and a child molester too. Then I would try and vomit on him as my last stand.

ZombieHorde

(29,047 posts)

12. If I was just in a serious car accident with my family,

Reply to Dreamer Tatum (Original post)

Mon Jul 22, 2013, 02:26 PM

Jul 2013

I don't think I would recognize Zimmerman if he came to help. At least not at first. I would probably be in shock to some degree, and deeply concerned about the wellbeing of my loved ones.

HERVEPA

(6,107 posts)

15. Might want to change "demure" to "demur"

Reply to Dreamer Tatum (Original post)

Mon Jul 22, 2013, 02:28 PM

Jul 2013

Deep13

(39,154 posts)

16. Assume he is trying to kill me and shoot him. nt

Reply to Dreamer Tatum (Original post)

Mon Jul 22, 2013, 02:28 PM

Jul 2013

louis-t

(23,295 posts)

20. Or assume he caused the accident and was coming to

Reply to Deep13 (Reply #16)

Mon Jul 22, 2013, 03:04 PM

Jul 2013

finish the job.

Deep13

(39,154 posts)

25. either way *bang* ...

Reply to louis-t (Reply #20)

Mon Jul 22, 2013, 05:27 PM

Jul 2013

Oh, wait, he's the one with a gun. I guess he gets another trphy for the wall.

KittyWampus

(55,894 posts)

17. LOL! Now we know Zimmerman sits at home listening to his scanner. My family is in law &

Reply to Dreamer Tatum (Original post)

Mon Jul 22, 2013, 02:28 PM

Jul 2013

emergency response (step-family). By all accounts, they frown on others having scanners.

Bay Boy

(1,689 posts)

31. I'm going to go off on a tangent and ask...

Reply to KittyWampus (Reply #17)

Mon Jul 22, 2013, 05:41 PM

Jul 2013

...why are your family members discouraging people from having scanners?

KittyWampus

(55,894 posts)

32. not a tangent at all. the answer is, largely because of people like Zimmerman.

Reply to Bay Boy (Reply #31)

Mon Jul 22, 2013, 05:57 PM

Jul 2013

Starry Messenger

(32,342 posts)

18. I'd wonder what the hell I was doing in FL.

Reply to Dreamer Tatum (Original post)

Mon Jul 22, 2013, 02:30 PM

Jul 2013

Gidney N Cloyd

(19,836 posts)

19. Tell him I called 911 and will wait for trained and qualified help to arrive and do their jobs.

Reply to Dreamer Tatum (Original post)

Mon Jul 22, 2013, 02:32 PM

Jul 2013

Then tell him 'thank you' but he should go wait in his car.

northoftheborder

(7,572 posts)

26. That"s what I would say. He doesn't seem intelligent enough to really be an expert in rescue.

Reply to Gidney N Cloyd (Reply #19)

Mon Jul 22, 2013, 05:32 PM

Jul 2013

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Nye Bevan

(25,406 posts)

22. Play my part in accordance with the prewritten script in order to collect my payment (nt)

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Mon Jul 22, 2013, 03:10 PM

Jul 2013

monmouth3

(3,871 posts)

23. Annnnnd, we have a winner!!

Reply to Nye Bevan (Reply #22)

Mon Jul 22, 2013, 03:32 PM

Jul 2013

NoGOPZone

(2,971 posts)

24. Ask him if he knew he had fans on DU.

Reply to Dreamer Tatum (Original post)

Mon Jul 22, 2013, 03:45 PM

Jul 2013

Lil Missy

(17,865 posts)

27. That would scare me - I'd have to shoot him. n/t

Reply to Dreamer Tatum (Original post)

Mon Jul 22, 2013, 05:34 PM

Jul 2013

Thinkingabout

(30,058 posts)

28. Shoot him first, then break his nose and then bang his head on the concrete.

Reply to Dreamer Tatum (Original post)

Mon Jul 22, 2013, 05:36 PM

Jul 2013

I forgot to scream, put skittles in his hand and a drink in his pocket.

spooky3

(34,455 posts)

29. Reminds me of a scene from "Crash."

Reply to Dreamer Tatum (Original post)

Mon Jul 22, 2013, 05:36 PM

Jul 2013

A great movie.

kelliekat44

(7,759 posts)

30. Hey,if he actually did help, hats off to him. Still doesn' erase what he did to Trayvon. n

Reply to Dreamer Tatum (Original post)

Mon Jul 22, 2013, 05:37 PM

Jul 2013

lastlib

(23,237 posts)

33. Use my last ounce of strength to jack his ass!!

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Mon Jul 22, 2013, 06:03 PM

Jul 2013

Incitatus

(5,317 posts)

34. Assume he was there to rob me and defend myself.

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Mon Jul 22, 2013, 06:04 PM

Jul 2013

RedCappedBandit

(5,514 posts)

35. Assume he was trying to kill me and act accordingly.

Reply to Dreamer Tatum (Original post)

Mon Jul 22, 2013, 06:06 PM

Jul 2013

flamingdem

(39,313 posts)

36. Some other thing: Depends on my race

Reply to Dreamer Tatum (Original post)

Mon Jul 22, 2013, 06:08 PM

Jul 2013

You know it.

HappyMe

(20,277 posts)

37. Tell him to get the hell away from me,

Reply to Dreamer Tatum (Original post)

Mon Jul 22, 2013, 06:12 PM

Jul 2013

and call 911. Since he's so weak and not at all fit, I don't think he would be much help anyway.

ileus

(15,396 posts)

38. Wonder WTF he was doing in Virginia...

Reply to Dreamer Tatum (Original post)

Mon Jul 22, 2013, 06:23 PM

Jul 2013

1StrongBlackMan

(31,849 posts)

39. From my screen-name, you can guess …

Reply to Dreamer Tatum (Original post)

Mon Jul 22, 2013, 09:04 PM

Jul 2013

Get shot!

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