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FSogol

(45,514 posts) Tue Jul 23, 2013, 03:18 PM Jul 2013

Derf on the "Sex with pool items guy"

Good point, Derf.

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Derf on the "Sex with pool items guy" (Original Post) FSogol Jul 2013 OP

To make matters worse, it wasn't even his own pool float. The Velveteen Ocelot Jul 2013 #1

Must be true love? FSogol Jul 2013 #2

i don't know who's worse.. frylock Jul 2013 #4

Yeah, I think I would have ditched that thing right away. The Velveteen Ocelot Jul 2013 #5

My favorite perv Warpy Jul 2013 #3

ROFL! Just goes to prove that wherever there is a hole The Velveteen Ocelot Jul 2013 #6

The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,806 posts)

1. To make matters worse, it wasn't even his own pool float.

Reply to FSogol (Original post)

Tue Jul 23, 2013, 03:23 PM

Jul 2013

It belonged to his neighbor and he kept stealing it... http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/man-accused-repeatedly-sex-rubber-float-article-1.1395905

FSogol

(45,514 posts)

2. Must be true love?

Reply to The Velveteen Ocelot (Reply #1)

Tue Jul 23, 2013, 03:33 PM

Jul 2013

frylock

(34,825 posts)

4. i don't know who's worse..

Reply to The Velveteen Ocelot (Reply #1)

Tue Jul 23, 2013, 05:35 PM

Jul 2013

the guy having sex with the floaty raft, or the people that didn't throw it away after the first time.

The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,806 posts)

5. Yeah, I think I would have ditched that thing right away.

Reply to frylock (Reply #4)

Tue Jul 23, 2013, 05:36 PM

Jul 2013

Ick.

Warpy

(111,317 posts)

3. My favorite perv

Reply to FSogol (Original post)

Tue Jul 23, 2013, 04:05 PM

Jul 2013

is still the guy who was busted on his back deck ravishing the umbrella hole in the family picnic table.

I'll bet people are still turning down dinner invitations at his house.

I'd advise the owners of the pool float in question to give it to this guy and suggest he satisfy his kink indoors.

The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,806 posts)

6. ROFL! Just goes to prove that wherever there is a hole

Reply to Warpy (Reply #3)

Tue Jul 23, 2013, 05:37 PM

Jul 2013

some perv will want to fill it. It's sort of like nature abhors a vacuum, I guess.

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