thinking about real religious conviction

How in the world does anybody get born agayn.there is no mother or father responsible for that stunt.they already did that a good while ago.so,when the good lord tells you in so many words,that you should be the next president of the united states,you make any efford to get there,no matter how.since the lord told you,the supreme court will make it right.they pray every session.then you are finally in that position the first thing that should come to mind is f.up the garden of Eden,the Lords first creation on this earth right between the Euphrates and the tigris river.the lord just is estatic about that especially since there was no reason for that whatsoever.it does let you in on what you would have guessed at for the rest of your life.just count the dead and the missplaced on both sides.he does have a strange since of humor.