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n2doc
Jul 2013
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Yeah, I posted one a while back about a guy busted in England for sex with a bicycle.
bemildred
Jul 2013
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obxhead
(8,434 posts)1. snort indeed.
bemildred
(90,061 posts)2. Yeah, I posted one a while back about a guy busted in England for sex with a bicycle.
And then there are pumpkins:
In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old white male, resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 p.m. on Friday.
Lawrence will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication at the Gwinnett County courthouse on Monday.
The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch he decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around here for miles. At least I thought there wasn't," he stated in a phone interview.
Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his need. "I guess I was just really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment. In the process, Lawrence apparently failed to notice a Gwinnett County police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until officer Brenda Taylor approached him. "It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said officer Taylor. Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence. "I just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are screwing a pumpkin?' "He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then looked me straight in the face and said, 'A pumpkin?
Damn...is it midnight already?
Lawrence will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication at the Gwinnett County courthouse on Monday.
The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch he decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around here for miles. At least I thought there wasn't," he stated in a phone interview.
Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his need. "I guess I was just really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment. In the process, Lawrence apparently failed to notice a Gwinnett County police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until officer Brenda Taylor approached him. "It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said officer Taylor. Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence. "I just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are screwing a pumpkin?' "He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then looked me straight in the face and said, 'A pumpkin?
Damn...is it midnight already?
Curmudgeoness
(18,219 posts)3. Beohner's base.
About as base as it gets.
JoeyT
(6,785 posts)4. So the four other times he got arrested..
Was it the same raft? Did they keep giving him his raft back with a stern "And don't do it again!"?
I bet every time it was called in after the first one the police had a fifteen minute argument over who had to go.
heaven05
(18,124 posts)5. very loud
LOL!
SCVDem
(5,103 posts)6. Are the Repubs saying.......
at least it wasn't a prostitute!
I also want to know if he's a church goin' person.