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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsHigh level Al Qaeda operatives are already in place!!!!!
FAK! HIDE!!!!!!
Autumn
(45,120 posts)left over from the bush administration. It's all good.
Puzzledtraveller
(5,937 posts)The store shelves are empty here.
Autumn
(45,120 posts)neighbors have dairy goats.
DisgustipatedinCA
(12,530 posts)leveymg
(36,418 posts)They also make a nice large 3-topping pizza, only $12.99.
chimpymustgo
(12,774 posts)Dear NSA, please save us from teh al quaeda!!!
Autumn
(45,120 posts)too. I want to make sure I'm color coordinated.
Puzzledtraveller
(5,937 posts)cancelled my plans for the day.
Autumn
(45,120 posts)run to the mall and pick up some new shoes. Maybe I'll stop at the DMV.
Puzzledtraveller
(5,937 posts)Autumn
(45,120 posts)Duct tape and plastic sheeting? I'm shocked that you and your family are still alive!!! It's been updated to Gorilla Glue and Lexan. Whew!
Meanwhile some causes of death from most to least likely:
Being born
Heart disease
Death while walking (car-pedestrian)
Death by terrorist
Death by didgeridoo-wielding gay midget in clown suit beating you to smithereens
Autumn
(45,120 posts)Okay; you takes your chances. Meanwhile I'm going with Gorilla Glue and Lexan, which I'm hoping will keep didgeridoo-wielding gay midgets at bay, hopefully. It's a long shot, but my family might make it to Thanksgiving 2013, if I'm vigilant.
LOL
leveymg
(36,418 posts)Welcome to DU!
Puzzledtraveller
(5,937 posts)They are saying now to go about your business, life as normal. So why tell us anything if they believe it's safe enough to go about our lives as normal. Are we supposed to be scared or what? So confused.
NuclearDem
(16,184 posts)I'm not coming out!
Puzzledtraveller
(5,937 posts)nadinbrzezinski
(154,021 posts)RUN,. HIDE, become PARALYZED in fear.,
Daddy in NSA, PROTECT US!
quinnox
(20,600 posts)Just curious what brought this thread on, which seems to be lampooning something.
NuclearDem
(16,184 posts)Don't you know how dangerous it is here? Get out of here now, before it blows!
RUN
quinnox
(20,600 posts)I'm just curious, because if someone said high level al queda agents are in place, that sounds like they are saying they are in place in America, and they should be hammered and asked for evidence for that. Otherwise, its just fear mongering.
Puzzledtraveller
(5,937 posts)leading up to a forthcoming briefing by the WH on why we should be terrorfried.
quinnox
(20,600 posts)Fumesucker
(45,851 posts)*Some restrictions apply, must be at least
millennialmax
(331 posts)Puzzledtraveller
(5,937 posts)are they trying to get us killed?!
LordGlenconner
(1,348 posts)It was created by the media in a lab with a focus group. In fact, why do we even need these intelligence gathering operations in the first place? The argument can be made they have outlived their utility.
Brigid
(17,621 posts)Level 1: Buy a helmet.
Level 2: Put on the f****** helmet.