they cut the guts out of the writing crew.

Eugh.

Watching an ungraceful bird making a landing.

ROFLMAO.

Lol

try to f**k a football (as was once said about his father George way back when).

trying to sing baritone.

Try to act. Only more fake.

sing Heavy Metal.

Comical, in a freakish and disturbing way.

Using only his mouth.

He keeps trying to come up with these new idiomatic expressions in a valiant, but futile effort to blend in with the natives.

But people keep seeing he's a little off...

Neither dog poop nor Ronald Reagan's worst ideas are suitable for re-use.

It's actually not funny at all.

It can be done, but is inadvisable when sober.