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kpete

(72,013 posts) Tue Feb 28, 2012, 11:03 AM Feb 2012

Elderly Bachelor Tells Women How Jesus Will Allow Them To Get Pregnant

Elderly Bachelor Tells Women How Jesus Will Allow Them To Get Pregnant - Dressed in flowing silken capes and a bejeweled silken hat, the childless old man described his religion’s required process for creating new human life forms: “The human and Christian dignity of procreation, in fact, doesn’t consist in a ‘product’, but in its link to the conjugal act, an expression of the love of the spouses of their union, not only biological but also spiritual,” the Daily Mail quoted Pope Benedict XVI as saying. Sperm or egg donation and methods such as IVF are banned for members of the Catholic church. The man, who spent his youth as an actual Nazi in the “Hitler Youth” army, is also stridently against the legal prosecution of his fellow Catholic priests who fuck little boys.

http://wonkette.com/464986/elderly-bachelor-pope-tells-women-how-to-get-pregnant
http://www.hindustantimes.com/world-news/Europe/Shun-IVF-sex-is-the-only-way-to-conceive-says-Pope-benedict/Article1-817562.aspx
http://www.hindustantimes.com/world-news/Europe/Shun-IVF-sex-is-the-only-way-to-conceive-says-Pope-benedict/Article1-817562.aspx

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Elderly Bachelor Tells Women How Jesus Will Allow Them To Get Pregnant (Original Post) kpete Feb 2012 OP

Rather than speculating on "procreation" BigDemVoter Feb 2012 #1

This article is factually incorrect... joeybee12 Feb 2012 #2

thank you! BlancheSplanchnik Feb 2012 #6

<<The man, who spent his youth as an actual Nazi in the “Hitler Youth” army,>>... This is Cal33 Feb 2012 #3

Does that mean god loves them sooo much he caused them to madmom Feb 2012 #4

certainly not with the horny priests ... zbdent Feb 2012 #5

BigDemVoter

(4,156 posts)

1. Rather than speculating on "procreation"

Reply to kpete (Original post)

Tue Feb 28, 2012, 11:09 AM

Feb 2012

Pope Nazi would be in much more familiar territory by delivering advice on how to rape children & cover it up.

WTF does he know about the "conjugal act"? Yeah, in his dreams.

P.S. How ridiculous does an old man in drag look dispensing marital & sex advice?

joeybee12

(56,177 posts)

2. This article is factually incorrect...

Reply to kpete (Original post)

Tue Feb 28, 2012, 11:18 AM

Feb 2012

The Pope is ALSO stridently against the legal prosecution of his fellow Catholic priests who fuck little girls.

BlancheSplanchnik

(20,219 posts)

6. thank you!

Reply to joeybee12 (Reply #2)

Tue Feb 28, 2012, 01:41 PM

Feb 2012

I often wonder (not really, it doesn't surprise me AT ALL) at the deletion of the little female victims of catholic rape.

Cal33

(7,018 posts)

3. <<The man, who spent his youth as an actual Nazi in the “Hitler Youth” army,>>... This is

Reply to kpete (Original post)

Tue Feb 28, 2012, 11:31 AM

Feb 2012

the only point where I think more information should have been given: All physically able boys had to join the Hitler Youth when they reached a certain age, age 12, I believe. It
wasn't as if they, or their parents, had any choice in the matter. They had none.