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Hissyspit

(45,788 posts)
Thu Sep 5, 2013, 04:47 PM Sep 2013

Poll: Majority Of Americans Approve Of Sending Congress To Syria

http://www.theonion.com/articles/poll-majority-of-americans-approve-of-sending-cong,33752

Poll: Majority Of Americans Approve Of Sending Congress To Syria

EWS • Syria • News • ISSUE 49•36 • Sep 5, 2013

WASHINGTON—As President Obama continues to push for a plan of limited military intervention in Syria, a new poll of Americans has found that though the nation remains wary over the prospect of becoming involved in another Middle Eastern war, the vast majority of U.S. citizens strongly approve of sending Congress to Syria.

The New York Times/CBS News poll showed that though just 1 in 4 Americans believe that the United States has a responsibility to intervene in the Syrian conflict, more than 90 percent of the public is convinced that putting all 535 representatives of the United States Congress on the ground in Syria—including Senate pro tempore Patrick Leahy, House Speaker John Boehner, House Majority Leader Eric Cantor, and House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi, and, in fact, all current members of the House and Senate—is the best course of action at this time.

“I believe it is in the best interest of the United States, and the global community as a whole, to move forward with the deployment of all U.S. congressional leaders to Syria immediately,” respondent Carol Abare, 50, said in the nationwide telephone survey, echoing the thoughts of an estimated 9 in 10 Americans who said they “strongly support” any plan of action that involves putting the U.S. House and Senate on the ground in the war-torn Middle Eastern state. “With violence intensifying every day, now is absolutely the right moment—the perfect moment, really—for the United States to send our legislators to the region.”

“In fact, my preference would have been for Congress to be deployed months ago,” she added.

Citing overwhelming support from the international community—including that of the Arab League, Turkey, and France, as well as Great Britain, Iraq, Iran, Russia, Japan, Mexico, China, and Canada, all of whom are reported to be unilaterally in favor of sending the U.S. Congress to Syria—the majority of survey respondents said they believe the United States should refocus its entire approach to Syria’s civil war on the ground deployment of U.S. senators and representatives, regardless of whether the Assad regime used chemical weapons or not.

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Poll: Majority Of Americans Approve Of Sending Congress To Syria (Original Post) Hissyspit Sep 2013 OP
Lol, seems like a good idea along the lines of what I have always felt should be a requirement for sabrina 1 Sep 2013 #1
My first thought too! Rockyj Sep 2013 #39
Because our leaders believe they are an elite class whose lives are way too valuable to be placed at sabrina 1 Sep 2013 #46
I like the idea Jack Rabbit Sep 2013 #63
I like your idea! SammyWinstonJack Sep 2013 #87
The Syrians would probably have a better chance of survival from cruise missles. Tierra_y_Libertad Sep 2013 #2
LOL Aerows Sep 2013 #4
LOL leftstreet Sep 2013 #11
I think I would prefer cruise missiles. mountain grammy Sep 2013 #43
Duzy :) nt TBF Sep 2013 #47
Thats not a minus DJ13 Sep 2013 #55
I think Congress' Aerows Sep 2013 #3
Hey, at least explosive diarrhea gets shit done. NuclearDem Sep 2013 #27
Indeed. ChazInAz Sep 2013 #34
LMAO - DUzy! Aerows Sep 2013 #58
Lol. Best idea of the month! ananda Sep 2013 #5
Only if we can be certain chemical weapons WILL be used Nuclear Unicorn Sep 2013 #6
LOL, best line in the article: Aerows Sep 2013 #18
That's priceless! idwiyo Sep 2013 #69
Ha ha ha iandhr Sep 2013 #7
It's a good idea. Let's do it. LiberalAndProud Sep 2013 #8
OK this made me LOL felix_numinous Sep 2013 #9
the public has learned more from the Iraq debacle than the Congress has carolinayellowdog Sep 2013 #10
It's cost us a lot more than it has them. n/t winter is coming Sep 2013 #32
That gets MY support! bvar22 Sep 2013 #12
Good idea but it is prohibited sarisataka Sep 2013 #13
"Subjecting the Syrian population to our Congress surely would fall under that" Jamastiene Sep 2013 #23
... idwiyo Sep 2013 #67
I don;t care who you are that is hilarious Snake Plissken Sep 2013 #14
BWHAHAHAHA!! Segami Sep 2013 #15
Maybe they can get their numbers up in the approval category if they go, they should consider it. Jefferson23 Sep 2013 #16
They can't even get .... AnneD Sep 2013 #82
All that vote yes, and all who support this foolishness nadinbrzezinski Sep 2013 #17
I'll help them get their luggage on the plane n/t Aerows Sep 2013 #19
Hey, what luggage? They must use a military kit nadinbrzezinski Sep 2013 #20
Even better! n/t Aerows Sep 2013 #21
+1000 Blue_Tires Sep 2013 #33
If we leave those who vote No, we might have a House that's 80% republican and a senate pampango Sep 2013 #81
The best line is ... Snake Plissken Sep 2013 #22
He should be airdropped in. krispos42 Sep 2013 #26
I always thought it was "hit the ground running" dickthegrouch Sep 2013 #62
*snicker* krispos42 Sep 2013 #24
BWAH! Yup. Count me in as part of the majority! bigwillq Sep 2013 #25
Better yet, their children, if they are of age. DinahMoeHum Sep 2013 #28
If Assad had to negotiate with McCain and McConnell Nevernose Sep 2013 #29
Really! Can't we just send them over there to "talk" to him? mountain grammy Sep 2013 #44
That would cause me to reconsider my position against any strikes. Autumn Sep 2013 #30
I think 90% is a conservative estimate, but yes by all means. nt 99th_Monkey Sep 2013 #31
You Onioned Me. Rain Mcloud Sep 2013 #35
Best idea I've heard all day! Fuddnik Sep 2013 #36
Good idea. Also, send the generals and admirals who currently have desks in the Pentagon. AnotherMcIntosh Sep 2013 #37
We can't POSSIBLY hate the Syrians that much. Spitfire of ATJ Sep 2013 #38
kick kentuck Sep 2013 #40
LMFAO n/t L0oniX Sep 2013 #41
regardless of your stance on syria iamthebandfanman Sep 2013 #42
I'm with the Majority of Americans on this! truebluegreen Sep 2013 #45
“In fact, my preference would have been for Congress to be deployed months ago,” etherealtruth Sep 2013 #48
That's so funny, I logged in just to say "LOL"! SlipperySlope Sep 2013 #49
Wouldn't that constitute a war crime? IDemo Sep 2013 #50
You might get away with it assuming you keep Bush, Cheney & Co in US. idwiyo Sep 2013 #68
Make it so. 99Forever Sep 2013 #51
So would that be considered biological warfare? Incitatus Sep 2013 #52
Only if they tried to procreate while they were there . . . ConcernedCanuk Sep 2013 #86
hehehehehehe Solly Mack Sep 2013 #53
I don't think we can do that. The Velveteen Ocelot Sep 2013 #54
No kidding. K&R myrna minx Sep 2013 #56
Oh, man, we're gonna miss The Onion! nt valerief Sep 2013 #57
I love that idea! liberal_at_heart Sep 2013 #59
The one thing worse than having chemical weapons used on you harun Sep 2013 #60
Talk about toxic gas!!!! LOL grahamhgreen Sep 2013 #61
That's the ticket. UtahLib Sep 2013 #64
I don't think we could afford the expense account tab. tavernier Sep 2013 #65
Haven't they suffered enough? Spirochete Sep 2013 #66
Speaking as a Canadian arikara Sep 2013 #70
Syria would probably prefer getting hit with cruise missiles than having the US Congress land there Snake Plissken Sep 2013 #71
The horror! That would be a war crime of immense proportions! n/t malthaussen Sep 2013 #72
For a moment there... Enthusiast Sep 2013 #73
Funniest poll in 10 years /nt golfguru Sep 2013 #74
But only those who vote in favor of military action. gtar100 Sep 2013 #75
K&R Rebellious Republican Sep 2013 #76
Will make John Mccain and Lindsey Graham generals. B Calm Sep 2013 #77
Send the Congress and their families, regardless of age fadedrose Sep 2013 #78
thanks for that florida08 Sep 2013 #79
At Last!!!!!!!! AnneD Sep 2013 #80
Right on! Time to put some Birkenstocks on the ground! KansDem Sep 2013 #83
Yes please! nt bluedeathray Sep 2013 #84
Send the WH, too. blkmusclmachine Sep 2013 #85

sabrina 1

(62,325 posts)
1. Lol, seems like a good idea along the lines of what I have always felt should be a requirement for
Thu Sep 5, 2013, 04:50 PM
Sep 2013

those who believe that war is the solution to everything. Any leader who wants to take the country to war should be required to lead the troops into battle, along with HIS/HER children and other loved ones.

That is how it used to be.

In today's 'home of the brave', such a rule would probably eliminate all suggestions of war as a solution to every problem.

Rockyj

(538 posts)
39. My first thought too!
Thu Sep 5, 2013, 06:26 PM
Sep 2013

Why is it our brave young men and women have to risk their lives and/or die for the Military Industrial Complex and oil corporations?

sabrina 1

(62,325 posts)
46. Because our leaders believe they are an elite class whose lives are way too valuable to be placed at
Thu Sep 5, 2013, 06:45 PM
Sep 2013

any kind of risk.

You wonder where that kind of arrogance comes from.

Jack Rabbit

(45,984 posts)
63. I like the idea
Thu Sep 5, 2013, 08:36 PM
Sep 2013

I like the idea so much that I would like to send the Supreme Court, the President, the Vice President and the Cabinet. We'll toss in some federal jusdges, too, as long as they were appointed by a president (real or supposed) named Bush.

 

Aerows

(39,961 posts)
18. LOL, best line in the article:
Thu Sep 5, 2013, 05:21 PM
Sep 2013

"In fact, 91 percent of those surveyed agreed that the active use of sarin gas attacks by the Syrian government would, if anything, only increase poll respondents’ desire to send Congress to Syria."

carolinayellowdog

(3,247 posts)
10. the public has learned more from the Iraq debacle than the Congress has
Thu Sep 5, 2013, 05:02 PM
Sep 2013

so we need to provide them some remedial education opportunities

sarisataka

(18,788 posts)
13. Good idea but it is prohibited
Thu Sep 5, 2013, 05:09 PM
Sep 2013

see: Fourth Geneva Convention relative to the Protection of Civilian Persons in Time of War, in particular Article 3 c) outrages upon personal dignity, in particular humiliating and degrading treatment

Subjecting the Syrian population to our Congress surely would fall under that

Jefferson23

(30,099 posts)
16. Maybe they can get their numbers up in the approval category if they go, they should consider it.
Thu Sep 5, 2013, 05:18 PM
Sep 2013



on edit for clarity

AnneD

(15,774 posts)
82. They can't even get ....
Fri Sep 6, 2013, 09:28 AM
Sep 2013

'it' up with all that free Viagra they get courtesy of that tax payer paid health insurance they get.

If they go in, they will have better coverage than the average GI gets.

 

nadinbrzezinski

(154,021 posts)
20. Hey, what luggage? They must use a military kit
Thu Sep 5, 2013, 05:26 PM
Sep 2013

and I am sure McCain and Graham can lead the weapons check.

pampango

(24,692 posts)
81. If we leave those who vote No, we might have a House that's 80% republican and a senate
Fri Sep 6, 2013, 09:26 AM
Sep 2013

that is 60-70% republican. That would cause us much more trouble over the next 16 months than it is worth.

Snake Plissken

(4,103 posts)
22. The best line is ...
Thu Sep 5, 2013, 05:30 PM
Sep 2013
When asked if they believe that Sen. Rand Paul should be deployed to Syria, 100 percent of respondents said yes.

krispos42

(49,445 posts)
26. He should be airdropped in.
Thu Sep 5, 2013, 05:34 PM
Sep 2013

"Parachute? Sequestered out of the budget. Just try to hit the ground rolling."

Autumn

(45,120 posts)
30. That would cause me to reconsider my position against any strikes.
Thu Sep 5, 2013, 05:38 PM
Sep 2013

In fact that would be a great incentive.

The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,875 posts)
54. I don't think we can do that.
Thu Sep 5, 2013, 07:04 PM
Sep 2013

Inflicting our Congress on the people of another country would be a violation of the Geneva Conventions. Those corrupt, feckless fuckers are WMDs.

UtahLib

(3,179 posts)
64. That's the ticket.
Thu Sep 5, 2013, 08:50 PM
Sep 2013

Since it's the only way we'll ever be rid of them, I enthusiastically volunteer my "brave" reps to lead the charge.

Spirochete

(5,264 posts)
66. Haven't they suffered enough?
Thu Sep 5, 2013, 09:06 PM
Sep 2013

It wouldn't be a week before they wanted to trade to get the sarin gas back...

arikara

(5,562 posts)
70. Speaking as a Canadian
Thu Sep 5, 2013, 10:46 PM
Sep 2013

I totally approve of the idea. I'd like to volunteer our Members of Parliament, including the Liberals, Bloq and NDP if thats what it took to get rid of the Harper Conservatives. Also why not toss in our bottom feeding senate, your bottom feeding senate, our chairman Harper and your ever hopeful for change President Obama.

If they are all antsy for a war, let them damn well fight it.

Snake Plissken

(4,103 posts)
71. Syria would probably prefer getting hit with cruise missiles than having the US Congress land there
Thu Sep 5, 2013, 11:12 PM
Sep 2013

They'd probably immediately issue a formal complaint with the UN Security Council, citing ... we were okay with the cruise missiles, but dropping weapons of mass destruction on us violates every code of decency known to man

Enthusiast

(50,983 posts)
73. For a moment there...
Fri Sep 6, 2013, 02:01 AM
Sep 2013

I didn't know it was the Onion.

I thought, "Well, given the choice the American people probably would send congress off to Syria."

gtar100

(4,192 posts)
75. But only those who vote in favor of military action.
Fri Sep 6, 2013, 03:59 AM
Sep 2013

Those who are so convinced it's the right thing to do need to be out in front with their own asses.

fadedrose

(10,044 posts)
78. Send the Congress and their families, regardless of age
Fri Sep 6, 2013, 07:02 AM
Sep 2013

When and if they strike Syria, men, women and children will be affected by bombing. It's only fair that the Congress and their families see firsthand what they are inflicting on others..

'"Daddy" or "Mommy," why did you do this?'

AnneD

(15,774 posts)
80. At Last!!!!!!!!
Fri Sep 6, 2013, 09:21 AM
Sep 2013

A poll number I can believe in. To bad it is the Onion. But if they ran the numbers for real, I am sure they would match up.

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