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skip fox

(19,359 posts) Mon Sep 16, 2013, 08:08 AM Sep 2013

"Satan has limp wrists!". . . . Please come CAPTION anti-gay Archbishop John Nienstedt!!!!

Archbishop John ("I'll tell you what made Jesus rise so quickly!!&quot

Nienstedt is saying: "I hold in my hand, right here, the answer to the origins of all mankind's values. . . . And it says the root of the gay lifestyle and sexual practices as well as the current tide of gay marriages is attributable to one thing: SATAN!!!! . . . Not only that but he invented porn and condoms as well as hard-to-open plastic bags, loud garbage men in the predawn, thinning hair, and diaper rash. . . . Whereas Jesus invented wine, loaves and fishes, sandals that let the naughty toes peek out, and choir boys."

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The above CAPTION is loosely based on the following story at Huffington Post:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/15/minneapolis-archbishop-gay-marriage-satan-john-nienstedt_n_3927615.html

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"Satan has limp wrists!". . . . Please come CAPTION anti-gay Archbishop John Nienstedt!!!! (Original Post) skip fox Sep 2013 OP

"Just to show my closeness to God, skip fox Sep 2013 #1

ArchHypocrite Nienstedt, how many pedophile priests have you shuffled from rustydog Sep 2013 #2

skip fox

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1. "Just to show my closeness to God,

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Mon Sep 16, 2013, 11:11 AM

Sep 2013

I never wear underwear . . . Well, sometimes when it's silk or has some laces and frills. . . . But I figure God would like that. . . Don't you?"

rustydog

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2. ArchHypocrite Nienstedt, how many pedophile priests have you shuffled from

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Mon Sep 16, 2013, 11:43 AM

Sep 2013

diocese to diocese rather than shuffle them to the local police precinct? How many pregnancies have your diocese covered-up, how many orphanages paid to cover for priest-inspired, not-so-immaculate conceptions.

What part of "judge not" did you fail to grasp? You are an Archbishop????

I wonder, when you pass from this plane of existence and face God, be He, She, or It, a loving or VENGEFUL God: Do you have the courage to stare Him, Her, It square in the face when you stand in judgment. And I wonder if you'll have the same dismissive, snide demeanor towards your "Creator" when He, She, It asks you, if you repent for your sins?

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