Kiribati has a perfectly good airport. Have you ever considered.....no. I really don't think you have.

Please don't tell these boneheads about our airport. In fact, lets just tell them that we moved. Or we're closed for the season. Or something like that. Thanks for your help!

Sincerely,
The Republic of Kiribati





(Caveat: I don't actually live in, nor do I represent, the Republic of Kiribati or its interests.)

The residents of Kiribati are thinking, "How fucking far away do we have to be to escape these assholes?!"

Otherwise they would have already arrived at their destination by commercial airline transport.

these people obviously place their insanity before the safety of their children.

Great planning.

Airports are great -- but they take away from martyrdom...

And then there is this:
In June 2008, Kiribati officials asked Australia and New Zealand to accept Kiribati citizens as permanent refugees. Kiribati is expected to be the first country to lose all its land territory to global climate change. In June 2008, the Kiribati president Anote Tong said that the country has reached "...the point of no return." He added, "To plan for the day when you no longer have a country is indeed painful but I think we have to do that."

In early 2012, the government of Kiribati purchased the 2,200-hectare Natoavatu Estate on the second largest island of Fiji, Vanua Levu. At the time it was widely,but incorrectly, reported that the Government planned to evacuate the entire population of Kiribati to Fiji. However, in April 2013, President Tong began urging citizens to evacuate the islands and migrate elsewhere.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kiribati#Independence_to_present_day

Is it wrong for to laugh if these fools end up being deported as illegal immigrants once they arrive?

It's all a liberal lie to destroy families and get people to have abortions. Gawd said, "Be fruitful and multiply," don't you know? Humans can breed all they want; Gawd created a world that will take care of all of us. Have faith, arcane 1!

...or a curse?

(although Grandma runs a close second).

Kiribati may not want them and will probably deport them back to the US.

Bibles and start telling everybody they're going to hell.

Or are they just waiting for Jebus' dad to send another flood?

immigrate illegally to Kiribati!"

why in the world would they hat pick Kiribati? Islands that are already over crowded and asking for refugees to be accepted in Australia, predicted to be the first island overtaken by water due to global warming. Why not pitcairn? or something like dolce or Henderson? Why the Gilberts?

All the animals, insects, bacteria, germs and other microscopic creatures will line up and march in pairs up the boat ramp, just like in the sunday school pics.

With incest, just like in the bible.

living in paradise here in Mississippi.

Ordered your Ark patterns yet?

I've never been to MS, but I've been to Alabama, so I got what I imagine is a small taste of what you live with. Hope you can get out of there if that's your wish.

now that they know these people are coming

Great plan, dumbasses.

doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results... I feel for their children.

Then let 'em drown. Yes, that's heartless.

children on a voyage that they most probably won't survive, considering they barely survived the first time they pulled this brain-dead stunt?

Rather than spend hundreds or thousands on a second rescue, can we just buy them some goddamn plane tickets????

Unreal they're going to do this again....wacko's.

Thought they had sailed off and gotten lost.

if they area risk to themselves or others.

These people have kids that their lunacy is putting at risk.

before their parents kill them.

Because American religious fundamentalists believe that science is part of the liberal government conspiracy to persecute "real" Christians.