understand all that very well.

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but was nevertheless hard hit. It will be interesting to see how they react.

Did everybody save their guns?

some fellow struggling to get his firearms out to his car (or pickup) with the flood water encroaching and his wife and kids standing in the doorway.

orderered his wife and children to go back into "his" house to rescue the rest of his firearms and his porn videos.

He will then send his contributions to the NRA and his local fundie "church"

Other than the fact I cannot draw, my ideas are not realistic enough.

Yes, we have some crazy rightwingers in Colorado, but they scarcely typify the state's population. It's absurd to ascribe their attitudes to the majority.

"Those" counties that now desperately need help.