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joeybee12

(56,177 posts) Tue Sep 17, 2013, 02:48 PM Sep 2013

Lisa Simpson on the 2nd amendment

Homer: But I have to have a gun. It's in the Constitution.

Lisa: Dad, the 2nd Amendment is just a remnant from revolutionary days. It has no meaning today.

Homer: You couldn't be more wrong Lisa. If I didn't have this gun, the King of England could just walk in here any time he wants and start shoving you around. Do you want that? (Pokes Lisa) Huh? (Shoves her) Do ya!

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Lisa Simpson on the 2nd amendment (Original Post) joeybee12 Sep 2013 OP

Thank goodness we have cartoons to settle these matters. Nuclear Unicorn Sep 2013 #1

It's not. It's: Aristus Sep 2013 #2

It's low quality but... progressoid Sep 2013 #3

Thanks! joeybee12 Sep 2013 #4

One of my favorite episodes!! I loved when Homer walked up to bullwinkle428 Sep 2013 #5

Fives days! But I want to shoot something now! nt joeybee12 Sep 2013 #12

One of my favorite scenes: Initech Sep 2013 #6

I recall that execpt the Syrian chemical weapons! joeybee12 Sep 2013 #7

I think it was from the "Lisa Vs. Malibu Stacy" episode (season 5). Initech Sep 2013 #8

Hah! Simpons was incredible seasons 4-7...it peaked then, IMHO...nt joeybee12 Sep 2013 #9

homer is brilliant. n/t. okieinpain Sep 2013 #10

My fav line from Homer Boom Sound 416 Sep 2013 #11

So is the 3rd KamaAina Sep 2013 #13

Nuclear Unicorn

(19,497 posts)

1. Thank goodness we have cartoons to settle these matters.

Reply to joeybee12 (Original post)

Tue Sep 17, 2013, 03:03 PM

Sep 2013

Maybe now we can determine if its really duck season or wabbit season.

Aristus

(66,446 posts)

2. It's not. It's:

Reply to Nuclear Unicorn (Reply #1)

Tue Sep 17, 2013, 03:05 PM

Sep 2013

progressoid

(49,996 posts)

3. It's low quality but...

Reply to joeybee12 (Original post)

Tue Sep 17, 2013, 03:55 PM

Sep 2013

joeybee12

(56,177 posts)

4. Thanks!

Reply to progressoid (Reply #3)

Tue Sep 17, 2013, 04:36 PM

Sep 2013

bullwinkle428

(20,630 posts)

5. One of my favorite episodes!! I loved when Homer walked up to

Reply to joeybee12 (Original post)

Tue Sep 17, 2013, 04:40 PM

Sep 2013

the gun shop, and the name of the business was "Bloodbath & Beyond"!

joeybee12

(56,177 posts)

12. Fives days! But I want to shoot something now! nt

Reply to bullwinkle428 (Reply #5)

Tue Sep 17, 2013, 05:31 PM

Sep 2013

Initech

(100,100 posts)

6. One of my favorite scenes:

Reply to joeybee12 (Original post)

Tue Sep 17, 2013, 04:43 PM

Sep 2013

Marge: Lisa, normally I'd say you should stand up for what you believe in, but you've been doing that a lot lately.

Bart: Yeah you made us march in that gay rights parade.

Homer: And we can't watch Fox because they own those chemical weapons plants in Syria.

joeybee12

(56,177 posts)

7. I recall that execpt the Syrian chemical weapons!

Reply to Initech (Reply #6)

Tue Sep 17, 2013, 04:52 PM

Sep 2013

Talk about timeless humor!!!

Initech

(100,100 posts)

8. I think it was from the "Lisa Vs. Malibu Stacy" episode (season 5).

Reply to joeybee12 (Reply #7)

Tue Sep 17, 2013, 05:00 PM

Sep 2013

I also like from that episode:

Lisa: It's rotten being a kid, no one listens to you.

Grandpa: It's rotten being old. No one listens to you.

Homer: I'm a white male. Age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are! {pulls out a box that says "Nuts & Gum: Together At Last"}