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Mikeystyle

(208 posts) Thu Sep 26, 2013, 08:06 PM Sep 2013

How to eat like Ted Cruz:

1. Order a sandwich.

2. Spend 20 hours complaining about the sandwich.

3. Eat the sandwich.

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How to eat like Ted Cruz: (Original Post) Mikeystyle Sep 2013 OP

4. Make the taxpayers pay 1000 times the value of the sandwich zbdent Sep 2013 #1

6. Doesn't give waitress / working mother a tip... Historic NY Sep 2013 #3

7. Eat his wife's $40,000 a year gourmet sandwich IronLionZion Sep 2013 #5

While reading "Green Eggs and Ham" nt Tigress DEM Sep 2013 #2

two more: Mikeystyle Sep 2013 #4

zbdent

(35,392 posts)

1. 4. Make the taxpayers pay 1000 times the value of the sandwich

Reply to Mikeystyle (Original post)

Thu Sep 26, 2013, 08:15 PM

Sep 2013

5. Call the place that made the sandwich and have the delivery person fired

is it even necessary to say that there is no tip???

Historic NY

(37,452 posts)

3. 6. Doesn't give waitress / working mother a tip...

Reply to zbdent (Reply #1)

Thu Sep 26, 2013, 09:07 PM

Sep 2013

after she serves him.

IronLionZion

(45,477 posts)

5. 7. Eat his wife's $40,000 a year gourmet sandwich

Reply to Historic NY (Reply #3)

Fri Sep 27, 2013, 01:26 PM

Sep 2013

8. Tell you that you don't need even a very cheap simple sandwich because you didn't earn it like he did.
9. And you shouldn't buy your own sandwich if you're young and healthy and can afford to wait til you're too hungry to function.

Tigress DEM

(7,887 posts)

2. While reading "Green Eggs and Ham" nt

Reply to Mikeystyle (Original post)

Thu Sep 26, 2013, 08:46 PM

Sep 2013

Mikeystyle

(208 posts)

4. two more:

Reply to Mikeystyle (Original post)

Fri Sep 27, 2013, 10:21 AM

Sep 2013

4. Refuse to pay the bill

5. Threaten to shut down the restaurant

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