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lonestarnot

(77,097 posts) Fri Oct 4, 2013, 09:11 PM Oct 2013

I just have to ask, is Rand Paul growing a beaver on his head?

What is that thing?

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I just have to ask, is Rand Paul growing a beaver on his head? (Original Post) lonestarnot Oct 2013 OP

Check for large incisors and a flat, oval tail. nt Zorra Oct 2013 #1

I would not want to get close enough to inspect it. lonestarnot Oct 2013 #2

I can totally understand that. They bite! Zorra Oct 2013 #7

I am all for people doing things that make them feel better... Swede Atlanta Oct 2013 #3

I think the toupee has a special warning system embedded in it. winter is coming Oct 2013 #11

I thought I was the only one who couldn't stand his curly hair. Auntie Bush Oct 2013 #4

He looks like he scalped an Irish setter. winter is coming Oct 2013 #12

I was thinking more of an Airedale. Iggo Oct 2013 #58

I'm fairly certain it's a Nutria. Bluenorthwest Oct 2013 #5

Somewhere, there's a unnatural plucked Nutria with a score to settle. n/t winter is coming Oct 2013 #13

Shag carpeting sample. Warren DeMontague Oct 2013 #6

its a carpet remnant SummerSnow Oct 2013 #8

If he is, it's the only living thing up there. nt nyquil_man Oct 2013 #9

I think it's the other way around. randome Oct 2013 #10

He certainly acts like he is a host living under a beaver. lonestarnot Oct 2013 #14

It does look like pubic hair, doesn't it? Scootaloo Oct 2013 #15

No, I meant the animal, could even be a honey badger. Snort. lonestarnot Oct 2013 #16

Don't let a honey badger hear you say that Scootaloo Oct 2013 #29

LOL. If it is Honey Badger, he must have just eaten a snake and he's lulled into a nap, just lonestarnot Oct 2013 #41

It's almost the color of a racoon. lonestarnot Oct 2013 #19

Shag carpeting. Initech Oct 2013 #17

Roadkill weasel hobbit709 Oct 2013 #18

It's mold. jmowreader Oct 2013 #20

No, a beaver is growing Rand Paul on his ass pinboy3niner Oct 2013 #21

Fucking DUzy! lonestarnot Oct 2013 #22

The beaver wants it gone, but doctors told him if they operate... pinboy3niner Oct 2013 #24

OMG you're killing me. lonestarnot Oct 2013 #25

The beaver asked... pinboy3niner Oct 2013 #27

Epitome of a shit down! lonestarnot Oct 2013 #35

Ouch! Hekate Oct 2013 #33

Sorry--I couldn't help it pinboy3niner Oct 2013 #34

he's not blending it in, just plopping it on his head. picture below Liberal_in_LA Oct 2013 #23

Seated like a shit down. lonestarnot Oct 2013 #40

Yeah, roadkill. madamesilverspurs Oct 2013 #26

I wondered what happened to Jim Traficant's hairpiece zbdent Oct 2013 #28

It went into the Wigness Protection Program pinboy3niner Oct 2013 #31

If it was looking for a safe place to hide from the guy who fit right in with zbdent Oct 2013 #32

Poor thing. No protection for anything or anyone but richie rich. Cover blown. lonestarnot Oct 2013 #36

He's a strange looking guy, looks like the off-spring of a couple that are too closely related. nt Raine Oct 2013 #30

I was thinking along the lines of a squirrel madokie Oct 2013 #37

But squirrels are cute. lonestarnot Oct 2013 #38

Different subspecies of that exotic caterpillar Trump wears JHB Oct 2013 #39

Oh fucking A! They are related! lonestarnot Oct 2013 #43

r party will have to hire the poli$her team to work him over. don't let them spray you orange! Sunlei Oct 2013 #42

I heard a pigliCON talking about how she had been a life-long supporter blah blah blah and now, lonestarnot Oct 2013 #44

It doesn't matter if little Republicans donate, the big$$ Rs just want them for their vote. Sunlei Oct 2013 #45

In either case, it's just a game to them while babies go hungry. lonestarnot Oct 2013 #46

you're right. politics is a personal profit game for them using our state/federal money. Sunlei Oct 2013 #47

Only way to get back to "all the people first" is take money out of the equation. lonestarnot Oct 2013 #48

or limiting the profit cut allowed on contracts,similar to 'Obamacare' limit insurance corp. profits Sunlei Oct 2013 #49

Yes smaller scale. lonestarnot Oct 2013 #50

Growing? Sorry, that beaver on his head demwing Oct 2013 #51

So then is he emulating a trophy head? lonestarnot Oct 2013 #52

He's got a way to go to beat James Traficant El Supremo Oct 2013 #53

no there is arely staircase Oct 2013 #54

A pubic hair transplant? A Brillo pad? calimary Oct 2013 #55

It's called a "trump" LiberalEsto Oct 2013 #56

(No, Iggo. Don't. Just don't.) Iggo Oct 2013 #57

Zorra

(27,670 posts)

1. Check for large incisors and a flat, oval tail. nt

Reply to lonestarnot (Original post)

Fri Oct 4, 2013, 09:13 PM

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lonestarnot

(77,097 posts)

2. I would not want to get close enough to inspect it.

Reply to Zorra (Reply #1)

Fri Oct 4, 2013, 09:17 PM

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Zorra

(27,670 posts)

7. I can totally understand that. They bite!

Reply to lonestarnot (Reply #2)

Fri Oct 4, 2013, 09:20 PM

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And so do beavers.

Swede Atlanta

(3,596 posts)

3. I am all for people doing things that make them feel better...

Reply to lonestarnot (Original post)

Fri Oct 4, 2013, 09:18 PM

Oct 2013

including some cosmetic surgery provided it isn't in the style of Joan Rivers.

But a man who hides his balding head with a poor toupee that appears to become more curly over time raises questions. What is he hiding? And if he hides that about his physical appearance what is he hiding about his political self?

winter is coming

(11,785 posts)

11. I think the toupee has a special warning system embedded in it.

Reply to Swede Atlanta (Reply #3)

Fri Oct 4, 2013, 09:34 PM

Oct 2013

The curlier the locks, the crazier the wearer.

Auntie Bush

(17,528 posts)

4. I thought I was the only one who couldn't stand his curly hair.

Reply to lonestarnot (Original post)

Fri Oct 4, 2013, 09:18 PM

Oct 2013

I find it distracting when he's talking. I pay more attention to his hair than what he's saying. He looks so stupid with all those curly locks. He needs a damn haircut to make him look manly.

winter is coming

(11,785 posts)

12. He looks like he scalped an Irish setter.

Reply to Auntie Bush (Reply #4)

Fri Oct 4, 2013, 09:35 PM

Oct 2013

Maybe that's where he's getting his "great" ideas, too.

Iggo

(47,568 posts)

58. I was thinking more of an Airedale.

Reply to winter is coming (Reply #12)

Sat Oct 5, 2013, 02:58 PM

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Bluenorthwest

(45,319 posts)

5. I'm fairly certain it's a Nutria.

Reply to lonestarnot (Original post)

Fri Oct 4, 2013, 09:19 PM

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I think I saw orange teeth gleaming behind the lobe of one of Paul's ears during his last bout of Senatorial snake handling.

winter is coming

(11,785 posts)

13. Somewhere, there's a unnatural plucked Nutria with a score to settle. n/t

Reply to Bluenorthwest (Reply #5)

Fri Oct 4, 2013, 09:35 PM

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Warren DeMontague

(80,708 posts)

6. Shag carpeting sample.

Reply to lonestarnot (Original post)

Fri Oct 4, 2013, 09:19 PM

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Stolen from Home depot.

SummerSnow

(12,608 posts)

8. its a carpet remnant

Reply to lonestarnot (Original post)

Fri Oct 4, 2013, 09:23 PM

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nyquil_man

(1,443 posts)

9. If he is, it's the only living thing up there. nt

Reply to lonestarnot (Original post)

Fri Oct 4, 2013, 09:24 PM

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randome

(34,845 posts)

10. I think it's the other way around.

Reply to lonestarnot (Original post)

Fri Oct 4, 2013, 09:31 PM

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[hr][font color="blue"][center]Stop looking for heroes. BE one.[/center][/font][hr]

lonestarnot

(77,097 posts)

14. He certainly acts like he is a host living under a beaver.

Reply to randome (Reply #10)

Fri Oct 4, 2013, 09:38 PM

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Scootaloo

(25,699 posts)

15. It does look like pubic hair, doesn't it?

Reply to lonestarnot (Original post)

Fri Oct 4, 2013, 09:39 PM

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...That is the sort of beaver you meant, right?

lonestarnot

(77,097 posts)

16. No, I meant the animal, could even be a honey badger. Snort.

Reply to Scootaloo (Reply #15)

Fri Oct 4, 2013, 09:40 PM

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Scootaloo

(25,699 posts)

29. Don't let a honey badger hear you say that

Reply to lonestarnot (Reply #16)

Fri Oct 4, 2013, 11:03 PM

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Honey badger will mess you up, 'cause honey badger just doesn't give a fuck!

lonestarnot

(77,097 posts)

41. LOL. If it is Honey Badger, he must have just eaten a snake and he's lulled into a nap, just

Reply to Scootaloo (Reply #29)

Sat Oct 5, 2013, 10:19 AM

Oct 2013

waiting for him to wake up in a couple of days.

lonestarnot

(77,097 posts)

19. It's almost the color of a racoon.

Reply to Scootaloo (Reply #15)

Fri Oct 4, 2013, 09:51 PM

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Initech

(100,104 posts)

17. Shag carpeting.

Reply to lonestarnot (Original post)

Fri Oct 4, 2013, 09:46 PM

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hobbit709

(41,694 posts)

18. Roadkill weasel

Reply to lonestarnot (Original post)

Fri Oct 4, 2013, 09:49 PM

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jmowreader

(50,562 posts)

20. It's mold.

Reply to lonestarnot (Original post)

Fri Oct 4, 2013, 09:59 PM

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pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

21. No, a beaver is growing Rand Paul on his ass

Reply to lonestarnot (Original post)

Fri Oct 4, 2013, 10:01 PM

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lonestarnot

(77,097 posts)

22. Fucking DUzy!

Reply to pinboy3niner (Reply #21)

Fri Oct 4, 2013, 10:06 PM

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pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

24. The beaver wants it gone, but doctors told him if they operate...

Reply to lonestarnot (Reply #22)

Fri Oct 4, 2013, 10:18 PM

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...he won't have an asshole anymore.

lonestarnot

(77,097 posts)

25. OMG you're killing me.

Reply to pinboy3niner (Reply #24)

Fri Oct 4, 2013, 10:21 PM

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pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

27. The beaver asked...

Reply to lonestarnot (Reply #25)

Fri Oct 4, 2013, 10:50 PM

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..."So what's the downside?"

lonestarnot

(77,097 posts)

35. Epitome of a shit down!

Reply to pinboy3niner (Reply #27)

Sat Oct 5, 2013, 10:08 AM

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Hekate

(90,827 posts)

33. Ouch!

Reply to pinboy3niner (Reply #24)

Sat Oct 5, 2013, 12:26 AM

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And dang it, you owe me some screen cleaner.

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

34. Sorry--I couldn't help it

Reply to Hekate (Reply #33)

Sat Oct 5, 2013, 01:47 AM

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But I think snopes and factcheck.org are gonna back me up on this.

Liberal_in_LA

(44,397 posts)

23. he's not blending it in, just plopping it on his head. picture below

Reply to lonestarnot (Original post)

Fri Oct 4, 2013, 10:13 PM

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lonestarnot

(77,097 posts)

40. Seated like a shit down.

Reply to Liberal_in_LA (Reply #23)

Sat Oct 5, 2013, 10:17 AM

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madamesilverspurs

(15,809 posts)

26. Yeah, roadkill.

Reply to lonestarnot (Original post)

Fri Oct 4, 2013, 10:40 PM

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No particular varmint, just whatever's handy.

zbdent

(35,392 posts)

28. I wondered what happened to Jim Traficant's hairpiece

Reply to lonestarnot (Original post)

Fri Oct 4, 2013, 11:03 PM

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while he was in jail ...

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

31. It went into the Wigness Protection Program

Reply to zbdent (Reply #28)

Fri Oct 4, 2013, 11:12 PM

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zbdent

(35,392 posts)

32. If it was looking for a safe place to hide from the guy who fit right in with

Reply to pinboy3niner (Reply #31)

Fri Oct 4, 2013, 11:31 PM

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the 'baggers ...

it went to the wrong place ... U-TURN!!!! RIGHT F*CKING NOW!!!!!!

lonestarnot

(77,097 posts)

36. Poor thing. No protection for anything or anyone but richie rich. Cover blown.

Reply to pinboy3niner (Reply #31)

Sat Oct 5, 2013, 10:11 AM

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Raine

(30,540 posts)

30. He's a strange looking guy, looks like the off-spring of a couple that are too closely related. nt

Reply to lonestarnot (Original post)

Fri Oct 4, 2013, 11:07 PM

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madokie

(51,076 posts)

37. I was thinking along the lines of a squirrel

Reply to lonestarnot (Original post)

Sat Oct 5, 2013, 10:14 AM

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He's like that you know

lonestarnot

(77,097 posts)

38. But squirrels are cute.

Reply to madokie (Reply #37)

Sat Oct 5, 2013, 10:16 AM

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JHB

(37,162 posts)

39. Different subspecies of that exotic caterpillar Trump wears

Reply to lonestarnot (Original post)

Sat Oct 5, 2013, 10:16 AM

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It seems they have a taste for scalps close to nutty brains.

lonestarnot

(77,097 posts)

43. Oh fucking A! They are related!

Reply to JHB (Reply #39)

Sat Oct 5, 2013, 10:23 AM

Oct 2013

Same geno type. The hairy thing knows.

Sunlei

(22,651 posts)

42. r party will have to hire the poli$her team to work him over. don't let them spray you orange!

Reply to lonestarnot (Original post)

Sat Oct 5, 2013, 10:20 AM

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lonestarnot

(77,097 posts)

44. I heard a pigliCON talking about how she had been a life-long supporter blah blah blah and now,

Reply to Sunlei (Reply #42)

Sat Oct 5, 2013, 10:27 AM

Oct 2013

she doesn't recognize her party. Maybe that is the motivation. Recognition.

Sunlei

(22,651 posts)

45. It doesn't matter if little Republicans donate, the big$$ Rs just want them for their vote.

Reply to lonestarnot (Reply #44)

Sat Oct 5, 2013, 10:31 AM

Oct 2013

lonestarnot

(77,097 posts)

46. In either case, it's just a game to them while babies go hungry.

Reply to Sunlei (Reply #45)

Sat Oct 5, 2013, 10:37 AM

Oct 2013

Sunlei

(22,651 posts)

47. you're right. politics is a personal profit game for them using our state/federal money.

Reply to lonestarnot (Reply #46)

Sat Oct 5, 2013, 11:18 AM

Oct 2013

amass personal wealth, take a huge cut of Americas money. To heck with 'serving ALL 'the people' FIRST.

lonestarnot

(77,097 posts)

48. Only way to get back to "all the people first" is take money out of the equation.

Reply to Sunlei (Reply #47)

Sat Oct 5, 2013, 11:33 AM

Oct 2013

Sunlei

(22,651 posts)

49. or limiting the profit cut allowed on contracts,similar to 'Obamacare' limit insurance corp. profits

Reply to lonestarnot (Reply #48)

Sat Oct 5, 2013, 11:39 AM

Oct 2013

Gov should be NON-profit but it's impossible these days to regulate the middlemen contractors. They love a big profit cut out of every state and federal grant/contract.