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Hi, my name is Gravitycollapse and I want to be your benevolent dictator. If you grant me all access to the powers and funds of the federal government, I'll do something our current leaders aren't doing; get shit done.
I'll remove all troops from foreign occupation and defund the military industrial complex.
I'll make private insurance illegal and establish a nationalized healthcare system.
I'll have every federally funded statue of Ronald Reagan removed and incinerated.
Those are just a few things that will be resolved while I get shit done. I'll run this shit right because shit needs to get done and shit needs to get done right.
Thank-you for your consideration.
JaneyVee
(19,877 posts)Response to Gravitycollapse (Original post)
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Jamaal510
(10,893 posts)will you also please throw the entire Republican Party in prison?
Gravitycollapse
(8,155 posts)And everyone is allowed to kick them once.
Politicalboi
(15,189 posts)Ronald Raygun library in my hometown. And make Bush/Cheney have to defend torture in an Iraqi court. Re-investigate 9/11, and JFK. I would love to see Poppy Bush go to jail at his age.
Taitertots
(7,745 posts)The problem with the best intentions of dictators is that they come to pieces when faced with the intractable realities of governance.
While I agree with your policies, there are millions of armed psychopaths that love Reagan, hate helping the poor, and financially depend on the military industrial complex. Do you have a reasonable plan for dealing with the inevitable civil war that will result from rise to power?
That said:
If declared supreme leader I promise to limit my activities to the following actions.
-Writing bills and calling on congress to have a vote on them
-Putting referendums in elections
-Make the supreme court render decisions on contentious topics
-Spending billions of dollars buying luxury goods. Only stuff made in America.
Gravitycollapse
(8,155 posts)Taitertots
(7,745 posts)LeftofObama
(4,243 posts)"I'll have every federally funded statue of Ronald Reagan removed and incinerated."
Now, if you'll go one step further and have everything that's named after that old fool renamed to something else. You'll no doubt get a lot more votes.