General Discussion
Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsHelp ProFlowers come up with an appropriate ad campaign.
Imagine -- a flower company that wants to associate itself with the most vile insults against women, from "slut," "prostitute" and "round heels," to voyeuristic sex videos, aspirin for chastity, and the shame a woman's parents should feel...
They need an ad campaign to reflect these values, so that every woman who receives flowers for any occasion has a good sense of the company's values.
A few suggestions for their next ad campaign came up in this thread: http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002379636
I'm sure we can come up with a few more. Help them out here.
11 Bravo
(23,926 posts)rustydog
(9,186 posts)Call 1-800-pro flowers and get our apology bouquet for 19.95.
Response to Sparkly (Original post)
Post removed
jsmirman
(4,507 posts)I know it's poor form to laugh at something of your own, but I'm still kind of amused by my "Happy Mothers' Day... Slut!"
I'm sure that conservative women the world 'round would be just thrilled to receive one of those bouquets.
I'm amused by that, too!
Also, how about: "On Mother's Day, A special note of thanks..." Inside: "I wouldn't be here if you hadn't been such a sex-crazed round-heeled woman who couldn't afford birth control. I love you!"
jsmirman
(4,507 posts)thinking about the mouth that would get slapped out of my mouth if I sent my mother any of these!!!
RockyMtnGuy
(83 posts)1. Discounts from Douche Bags
2. Anniversary Roses, because even whores need luvin!
3. Carnations are for sluts, Happy Birthday Grandma!
jillan
(39,451 posts)SpartanDem
(4,533 posts)everthing that worthless slut needs to make you a sandwich, while you enjoy the game.
Justice wanted
(2,657 posts)with a picture of dead flowers and used condoms.
RockyMtnGuy
(83 posts)I invite all of you to send a polite, yet resolute emails to Mr. Stauss, CEO of ProFlowers. Just sent mine.
His email address is: bstrauss@proflowers.com, copy email also to PR@proflowers.com
Keep at 'em!
niyad
(113,509 posts)Walk away
(9,494 posts)niyad
(113,509 posts)Matariki
(18,775 posts)RockyMtnGuy
(83 posts)Matariki
(18,775 posts)catrose
(5,071 posts)ProFlowers has the bouquet to make her forget...until next time.
ProFlowers, for when you're ashamed to shop locally.
ProFlowers, the wife beater's friend
Some men send flowers to say "I love you."
Others call ProFlowers.
ProFlowers, for the sluts in your life
ProFlowers: We'll screw you too.
This is fun!
Matariki
(18,775 posts)Tell your mom what a slut she is with a special bouquet from #ProFlowers
aint_no_life_nowhere
(21,925 posts)"Especially those money grubbers who won't pay for their own contraception"
Faryn Balyncd
(5,125 posts)Blue Owl
(50,477 posts)The perfect gift for the big fat idiot on your list.
The Genealogist
(4,723 posts)"Mother's Day is just around the corner. Show the old slut how much you care!"