LTTE: October 5th, 2037
Dear Editor,
I am writing to express the hope that my fellow AMERICANS in Congress will stand strong against Democrat oppression, and that they will continue to keep the government closed despite all the scare tactics that the pResident can muster.
First of all, the whole thing is silly to begin with. Asteroids, no matter how giant, can't destroy planets. Only GOD can destroy planets.
Second, make no mistake: the President and the Democrats in Congress WANT the giant asteroid to hit Earth. Their plan to divert it with a giant ion thruster before it hits us is political cover, nothing more. They hate our freedom, and are not afraid to destroy us all to enslave us! All because they insist on this disastrous subsidy on atmospheric CO2 scrubbers. Did it never occur to them that we are CARBON based life forms, and need CARBON to survive? Can there be any clearer proof that they want Republicans dead?
Let's not forget, we have the pResident right where we want him -- if he launches the ion thruster despite NASA being shut down, he is going against Congress, and if not, he is in dereliction of duty. Impeachment either way!
The shutdown must continue. The Democrats must learn that they cannot take away our liberties, or our guns, or our Obamacare, or anything else that any TRUE American cherishes. Keep the government shut down until the Democrats agree to dismantle the CO2 scrubbers. If the asteroid kills us all, it will be their fault!
Sincerely,
A PATRIOT