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Gore1FL

(21,147 posts) Thu Oct 17, 2013, 02:38 PM Oct 2013

Mouth-breathing Missouri secessionist doesn't know meaning of "contiguous"

http://www.stltoday.com/news/opinion/columns/the-platform/short-take-who-is-the-mysterious-missouri-secessionist/article_f6ed2871-4b5b-57bf-8942-52eb6969971a.html

Drive west on Interstate 44 to the city of Lebanon in Laclede County. Stop at the Walnut Bowls Factory Store, pick up some bowls (you can’t have too many) and a new pocketknife (ditto). Get back on the highway another seven miles and there you’ll see it, right past Exit 123, across the highway from the Happy Trails RV Park.
It’s a billboard (you can have too many) reading, “Consider a contiguous 5-State secession TX-LA-MO-MI-OK. What are the pros? What are the cons?”

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Mouth-breathing Missouri secessionist doesn't know meaning of "contiguous" (Original Post) Gore1FL Oct 2013 OP

Also doesn't know that Michigan isn't anywhere near those other states. denverbill Oct 2013 #1

I thought that might be the problem Sanity Claws Oct 2013 #5

Other than Michigan it's contiguous Gore1FL Oct 2013 #17

This message was self-deleted by its author Vincardog Oct 2013 #19

that's my guess florida08 Oct 2013 #9

Here are some of the cons for Texas: rocktivity Oct 2013 #2

Any idea of what that symbol on the bottom is? Sanity Claws Oct 2013 #3

I've seen that one before.... Wounded Bear Oct 2013 #16

It is the sign of Mammon Bandit Oct 2013 #20

Damn, I've driven by there twice in the last couple of weeks and missed it. denbot Oct 2013 #4

Guess he's planning to build a bridge over Illinois and Indiana. n/t lumberjack_jeff Oct 2013 #6

Or some annexing including Illinois and either Wisconsin or Indiana. HereSince1628 Oct 2013 #27

uhhh Arkansa? lol florida08 Oct 2013 #7

The paper mentioned the person putting this up was anonymous..then added.. Vietnameravet Oct 2013 #8

Texas, Lousiana, Missouri, MISSISSIPPI, and Oklahoma would be 5 contiguous states rocktivity Oct 2013 #10

Like Alabama's really going to let Mississippi leave without them! n/t DefenseLawyer Oct 2013 #21

UPDATE: It's been corrected to replace MI with MS pinboy3niner Oct 2013 #11

ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF GREAT MINDS THINKING ALIKE!!! rocktivity Oct 2013 #12

Poor Arkansas /nt pintobean Oct 2013 #25

Could be related to madamesilverspurs Oct 2013 #13

It was put up by Jim Harper from ACN. TeamPooka Oct 2013 #14

So, if they hate the evil government so much..... Wounded Bear Oct 2013 #15

I guess they will make it contiguous by annexing and colonizing all the states in between. eom srican69 Oct 2013 #18

I just hope he's not contagious. louis-t Oct 2013 #22

Bad use of the language aside... SomethingFishy Oct 2013 #23

I'd rather it not happen Gore1FL Oct 2013 #26

Then for fun, we hire Mexican immigrants to build a wall around all of it, except the JoePhilly Oct 2013 #24

Reach for the sky, Arkansas..we've gotcha surrounded SoCalDem Oct 2013 #28

Because ... "Screw Arkansas - that's why!" dawg Oct 2013 #29

denverbill

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1. Also doesn't know that Michigan isn't anywhere near those other states.