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Turborama

(22,109 posts)
Fri Oct 18, 2013, 03:44 AM Oct 2013

Tea Party Unleashes On John Boehner (The Republican't Internecine War Is ON!)

OK liberals, so now that we have a government again, I thought I’d suggest a little relaxing entertainment for us all. Grab some popcorn and a cold beverage and join me in the spectator sport called, the Republican Civil War, currently taking place on John Boehner’s Facebook wall. It seems that following the vote to lift the debt ceiling and reopen the government on Wednesday night, an already fractured and confused Republican party decided to start eating its own. And the conservative voters were right there to pounce on the easy prey.

Sit back and enjoy….

• Grow some balls!!! You rat-bastard sellout

• WORST…SPEAKER…EVAH!!!!

• I am flying my Confederate Flag upside down and at half-staff because of RINOs like Boehner who caved to a Kenyan Hawaiian Muslim Atheist Bankster Rastafarian Communist.

• Hey dumb ass. You no longer have our support. Don’t try to convince yourself otherwise.

• Drop dead traitor. Anyone that supports a 17 trillion dollar debt, no to climb more, aiding every Islamist regime in the middle east, a so called healthcare plan that destroys private healthcare and has 20 new taxes breaking the middle class back and is designed for nothing more than total government control is an entitlement minded American-hating uninformed LEECH!

• I would call you a snake, but at least a snake has a spine!

• YOU ARE A DISGRACE AND ARE NOW THE REASON I AM NO LONGER DONATING TO THE GOP

• May you rot in hell you sell-out piece of trash!

• Are you kidding me right now?? Go Fuck Yourself Boehner!

• You pussed out again, didn’t you? I’d rather have Tip Oneal as speaker of the house than you right now.

• You are disgusting! RINO!

• I can't believe they let you stay in the party, let alone the speaker. Go to hell asshole!

• BULLSHIT!! You sold us out!! You spineless coward! You are a complete dumb fuck, a failure, AND a fraud.

• I hope you and the rest that caved get tea-partied in the next elections…may your own self interest be the death of your political career.

• Thanks for NOTHING!! You are DEFINITELY NO LEADER!!

• Stick House rule 368 up your ass and spin on it.

• You are the worst human being currently alive. Do the world a favor and slink back under the rock you were born under. Your very existence is a tragedy.

• Go crawl in a hole and STFU! Happy Retirement!

• Asshole Sellout! You put Judas to shame!

• Hey Benedict, they’re having a special on group impeachments and your name has risen rather high on the list.

• Folded like warm laundry, didn't you? How pathetic.

• Really? REALLY?? go have another drink and fake tanning session you leather-skinned drunk.

• It’s not really Speaker Boehner, but Squeaker and Whiner Boehner. You want a pat on the back? A slap on the head would be more appropriate.

• Gutless duchebag. You lying sack of crap JACKASS!

• YOU SIR, ARE WHAT WE LIKE TO CALL AN ASS-HAT! You and your GOP scum can go suck it! Time to retire you antique leather piece of crap!

• FUCK YOU CLOSET SOCIALIST!

• So what good does Obama and his thugs have on you? Prostitution? Drug abuse? You’re gay? You a pimp? Come clean already you POS!

• I didn't see a fight at all. All I saw were our representatives bending over and grabbing their ankles.

• YOU ARE A TRAITOR! You should switch parties immediately and give Nancy the hammer back. At least we’re sure where she stands. And she has some brass balls. You, sir, have none.

• KISS ME!! I LIKE TO BE KISSED WHEN I’M BEING FUCKED! YOU RINO PIECE OF SHIT!!

• You suck! Turn in your man card!

• Jesus you’re horrible. You democrat/communist enabling fuckwad.

• Does anyone know where I can get some coolaid the Democrats drink? Fuck my party!!



Fun, right??…I know. At the time I wrote this, there were almost 22,000 comments on Boehner’s last post alone.

Now, here’s something else for you crazy liberal kids. I found this great little site for you to send all of your really pissed off teabagger friends and family BEFORE you point them to Boehner’s Facebook page. It’s called the Tea Party Insult Generator. Check it out…

http://clotureclub.com/tea-party-insult-generator/

From Liberals Unite.
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Tea Party Unleashes On John Boehner (The Republican't Internecine War Is ON!) (Original Post) Turborama Oct 2013 OP
23,286 comments now, here's one of the latest... Turborama Oct 2013 #1
"miss speaker".. oh, that's gotta Cha Oct 2013 #9
LOL! chillfactor Oct 2013 #2
Oh, wow! I'm out of wine, but cheese and apple is my second fave combo next to cheese and wine. Turborama Oct 2013 #35
This confirms my belief that the only LibDemAlways Oct 2013 #3
Confederate Flag upside down and at half-staff, LOL B Calm Oct 2013 #4
Confederate flag... lapfog_1 Oct 2013 #5
Yup, pretty stupid people indeed! LOL B Calm Oct 2013 #6
... Cha Oct 2013 #10
Thanks. My first thought was HUH? The traitor flag is the same either way. dballance Oct 2013 #11
Not quite accurate. Laelth Oct 2013 #15
Well spotted (nt) muriel_volestrangler Oct 2013 #27
I had to try it. HubertHeaver Oct 2013 #44
I was thinking the same thing, lapfog, and you beat me to it. bulloney Oct 2013 #16
... Javaman Oct 2013 #33
Yours is missing the "Made in China" tag (should be in upper left corner) JoePhilly Oct 2013 #37
Bwah! BumRushDaShow Oct 2013 #21
I Posted: As a Liberal, I think your doing a fine job of standing up to the Teabaggers. God job sir! Katashi_itto Oct 2013 #7
I say this is the understatement of the whole poor brainwashed repub community.. Cha Oct 2013 #8
Not to mention a Muslim Atheist Rastafarian nxylas Oct 2013 #19
Riiiiiight! I wasn't focusing on the Cha Oct 2013 #22
Shouldn't that be... nxylas Oct 2013 #30
Possibly.. Cha Oct 2013 #31
"flying my Confederate Flag upside down and at half-staff" does make sense though. bemildred Oct 2013 #12
Seething with mindless hate and probably most have concealed carry permits. Divernan Oct 2013 #13
The CONfederate White Whine... BornLooser Oct 2013 #14
"..Kenyan Hawaiian Muslim Atheist Bankster Rastafarian Communist." Scurrilous Oct 2013 #17
F/ck the Tea Party. blkmusclmachine Oct 2013 #18
No sympathy for them or their creators and enablers Turborama Oct 2013 #20
I never usually read those things.. but, this Cha Oct 2013 #24
I don't either, usually. But watching them go at Fanta Face like this is very entertaining. Turborama Oct 2013 #34
BTW something that makes this extra juicy: He AND all the pukes are getting pwned by liberals Turborama Oct 2013 #41
I try to never excoriate my boner Pretzel_Warrior Oct 2013 #45
Tea Party Insult Generator BumRushDaShow Oct 2013 #23
What's up with bringing Cha Oct 2013 #25
They think he still walks the earth. BumRushDaShow Oct 2013 #32
No, they think Obama had him killed nxylas Oct 2013 #38
ROFL malaise Oct 2013 #26
I hope they eat each other! easychoice Oct 2013 #28
These posts show a very immature way of thinking. ejpoeta Oct 2013 #29
At least their spelling wasn't too terribly bad groundloop Oct 2013 #36
I noticed. They must have gone to spelling, grammar and sentence structure classes. bluestate10 Oct 2013 #43
Boner is being thrown to the jackals. lpbk2713 Oct 2013 #39
My feelings are hurt!! tavernier Oct 2013 #40
The one below was my favorite. bluestate10 Oct 2013 #42
Yikes! No DUplicitous DUpe Oct 2013 #46

Turborama

(22,109 posts)
1. 23,286 comments now, here's one of the latest...
Fri Oct 18, 2013, 03:50 AM
Oct 2013
fuck off miss speaker! you are a traitor! lifetime republican that will never vote republican again, 3rd party and if dems win forever its your fault for screwing us over too many times
39 minutes ago via mobile · Like · 1


It's a goldmine of Teahadisms...

chillfactor

(7,576 posts)
2. LOL!
Fri Oct 18, 2013, 03:50 AM
Oct 2013

I love every one of those hateful posts......a civil war will destroy the GOTP! I have stocked popcorn, apples, cheese, and wine and I will sit back in my comfortable recliner and enjoy the show!

Thank you for the post!

Turborama

(22,109 posts)
35. Oh, wow! I'm out of wine, but cheese and apple is my second fave combo next to cheese and wine.
Fri Oct 18, 2013, 10:28 AM
Oct 2013

I don't sippose you've got any left by now, though...?






(I noticed the typo but left it for lolz)

LibDemAlways

(15,139 posts)
3. This confirms my belief that the only
Fri Oct 18, 2013, 03:53 AM
Oct 2013

thing more batshit crazy than a tea party politician is a tea party voter.

 

B Calm

(28,762 posts)
4. Confederate Flag upside down and at half-staff, LOL
Fri Oct 18, 2013, 04:23 AM
Oct 2013

Flies a loser flag, maybe that's their problem to begin with.

 

dballance

(5,756 posts)
11. Thanks. My first thought was HUH? The traitor flag is the same either way.
Fri Oct 18, 2013, 05:21 AM
Oct 2013

Was that the guy holding the "morans" sign you think?

Laelth

(32,017 posts)
15. Not quite accurate.
Fri Oct 18, 2013, 06:15 AM
Oct 2013

Not that I am defending the neo-Confederate who was talking about flying his flag upside-down, but it is true that, when the "Confederate Battle Flag" (i.e. the Cross of St. Andrew, as shown above) is flown upside-down, it's readily obvious because the stars are all upside-down (with one point of each star pointing straight down). The above graphic does not illustrate an upside-down Confederate Battle Flag.



-Laelth

bulloney

(4,113 posts)
16. I was thinking the same thing, lapfog, and you beat me to it.
Fri Oct 18, 2013, 06:29 AM
Oct 2013

Gawd, this whole teabagger mentality would be hilarious if it wasn't for the fact that they come dangerously close to driving this country over the cliff with their ignorance.

JoePhilly

(27,787 posts)
37. Yours is missing the "Made in China" tag (should be in upper left corner)
Fri Oct 18, 2013, 10:32 AM
Oct 2013

Unless its upside down, then its in the lower right corner. Or the lower left corner.

But not in the upper right corner. That would be turned sideways.

 

Katashi_itto

(10,175 posts)
7. I Posted: As a Liberal, I think your doing a fine job of standing up to the Teabaggers. God job sir!
Fri Oct 18, 2013, 04:49 AM
Oct 2013

I hope it helps him with his base

Cha

(297,306 posts)
8. I say this is the understatement of the whole poor brainwashed repub community..
Fri Oct 18, 2013, 05:10 AM
Oct 2013

Last edited Fri Oct 18, 2013, 06:42 AM - Edit history (1)

"..and confused Republican party.."! brainwashed

Brawaawaaa.. At least they gave PBO that..

"Kenyan Hawaiian Muslim Atheist Bankster Rastafarian Communist." ROFL.. he's a "bankster" and a "communist".

Do we even know of any banker communists?

thanks Turborama .. this is actually quite useful to illustrate just how brainwashed the masses really are.

LOL.. that's the worst thing you call boner.. "a democrat"

nxylas

(6,440 posts)
19. Not to mention a Muslim Atheist Rastafarian
Fri Oct 18, 2013, 06:40 AM
Oct 2013

Not quite sure how you can be all those things simultaneously.

bemildred

(90,061 posts)
12. "flying my Confederate Flag upside down and at half-staff" does make sense though.
Fri Oct 18, 2013, 05:51 AM
Oct 2013

We kicked their asses again, and once again they seem to know it, and it fills them with hate.



"By the way, what's the big word?"

Divernan

(15,480 posts)
13. Seething with mindless hate and probably most have concealed carry permits.
Fri Oct 18, 2013, 05:52 AM
Oct 2013

Bet Boehner's secret service detail is on super high alert.

BornLooser

(106 posts)
14. The CONfederate White Whine...
Fri Oct 18, 2013, 06:15 AM
Oct 2013

Fermented from the sour grapes of hate, privilege and 150 + years of being misogynist racist lying swine hiding behind some bastardized form of "religion". Only one CONclusion can be CONstrued from this CONniving CONclave of self immolating ingrates, and it couldn't happen to a more infamous and despicable group of CONs. Let them drink the whine they have rendered, and may they never get their fill, roiling with self loathing in their self wrought hell on earth. Let Us point, smile and take comfort that We are on the correct side of history. How about a bit of limpball limpburger with that tainted vintage? Granny Clampett would be proud of this rabble of dishonor.

Scurrilous

(38,687 posts)
17. "..Kenyan Hawaiian Muslim Atheist Bankster Rastafarian Communist."
Fri Oct 18, 2013, 06:30 AM
Oct 2013

There's a whole lot of contradiction in that description.

Cha

(297,306 posts)
24. I never usually read those things.. but, this
Fri Oct 18, 2013, 06:48 AM
Oct 2013

was particulary delicious since they were excoriating boner. One thing we had in common!

Turborama

(22,109 posts)
41. BTW something that makes this extra juicy: He AND all the pukes are getting pwned by liberals
Fri Oct 18, 2013, 12:28 PM
Oct 2013

In the comments, check it out: https://www.facebook.com/johnboehner

LOL, pukes that are pro and anti-Bohner are getting shot at like fish in a barrel!

BumRushDaShow

(129,096 posts)
23. Tea Party Insult Generator
Fri Oct 18, 2013, 06:48 AM
Oct 2013

You have to try this from the OP's link.... Here are some random FReeperisms from that generator -

Kowtowing Muslim-loving turncoat.
Fuckheaded Constitution-shredding socialist.
Sleazy Muslim-loving commie.
Gutless Constitution-shredding RINO.
Double-crossing fascist commie. <----
Lying Breitbart-betraying devil. <-- ("Breitbart" )

nxylas

(6,440 posts)
38. No, they think Obama had him killed
Fri Oct 18, 2013, 12:12 PM
Oct 2013

In the rightwingoverse, he was killed in order to stop him revealing the truth about Obama's gay lover. He's the new Vince Foster. Him and Tom Clancy (yes, really!)

malaise

(269,054 posts)
26. ROFL
Fri Oct 18, 2013, 06:50 AM
Oct 2013

I am flying my Confederate Flag upside down and at half-staff because of RINOs like Boehner who caved to a Kenyan Hawaiian Muslim Atheist Bankster Rastafarian Communist.

Isn't Boehner's son in law the Rastafari?

ejpoeta

(8,933 posts)
29. These posts show a very immature way of thinking.
Fri Oct 18, 2013, 07:16 AM
Oct 2013

I mean, the reason this government is the way it is, I believe, is to ensure that people don't get steamrolled. I mean, sure most of the time we are now because the corporations are using their free speech to control the representatives, but generally I believe the need to compromise ensures that everyone gets something. These folks have decided that if they can't have what they want then no one is getting anything. This is what is causing much of this gridlock right now. And the one time someone finally stood up to their temper tantrums and they didn't get their way, they are acting like a bunch of toddlers whose parents wouldn't get them that toy they REALLY REALLY wanted. they need to grow the f up!

groundloop

(11,519 posts)
36. At least their spelling wasn't too terribly bad
Fri Oct 18, 2013, 10:31 AM
Oct 2013

Gotta' admit, I was expecting absolutely horrible spelling and grammar. I'll give them credit, it wasn't as bad as I expected............ BUT STILL NOT GOOD!!!!

bluestate10

(10,942 posts)
43. I noticed. They must have gone to spelling, grammar and sentence structure classes.
Fri Oct 18, 2013, 12:51 PM
Oct 2013

We better watch our asses, if those fools start sounding like they're educated, we may finally have a fight on our hands.

tavernier

(12,392 posts)
40. My feelings are hurt!!
Fri Oct 18, 2013, 12:28 PM
Oct 2013

I'm the one who deserves their lovely compliments much more than Boner... I VOTED FOR the Kenyan Hawaiian Muslim Atheist Bankster Rastafarian Communist!!!

bluestate10

(10,942 posts)
42. The one below was my favorite.
Fri Oct 18, 2013, 12:48 PM
Oct 2013

"KISS ME!! I LIKE TO BE KISSED WHEN I’M BEING FUCKED! YOU RINO PIECE OF SHIT!!"

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