Does anyone have the antidote to this lol

This isn't all of it, but I was having trouble copying and pasting. This is a list of Obama's 'scandals'


• First President to send millions in taxpayer dollars to his wife’s former employer

• First President to have his administration fund an organization tied to the cop-killing terrorist group, the Weather Underground

• First President to move America past the dependency tipping point, in which 51% of households now pay no income taxes

• First President to increase Food Stamp spending by more than 100% in less than four years

• First President whose economic policies have the number of Americans on disability exceed the population of New York

• First President to sue states for enforcing immigration laws passed by Congress

• First President to redistribute $26.5 billion of the taxpayers’ funds to his union supporters in the UAW

• First President to endanger the stability of the electric grid by shutting down hundreds of Coal-Fired plants without adequate replacement technologies

• First President to have his EPA repudiated by a Federal Judge for “Overstepping Its Powers” when they attempted to shut down coal operations in Appalachia

• First President to lie repeatedly to the American people about the murder of a U.S. Ambassador and three other diplomatic personnel for purely political reasons, rewriting a “Talking Points” Memo no fewer than a dozen times to avoid referencing a pre-planned terror attack

• First President to Leak Highly Classified Military and Intelligence Secrets to Hollywood In Order to Promote a Movie That Could Help His Reelection Campaign

• First President to Insert Himself into White House biographies of past Presidents

• First President to Golf 122 or More Times in His First Four-and-a-half Years in Office

• First President to be born in a foreign country (Kenya)

• First President to fraudulently obtain and use the social security number of a dead person

• First President to add more to the National Debt than ALL the previous President’s before him