It's English, after a fashion. I mean, I recognize all the words,...but, the order they're in, the relentless disregard for coherence, the blissfull ignorance of verbal punctuation, the fact-free content...

I don't think atrocities should be committed against the English language like that...

Or was that failed at five universities?

That jumble of words is only SLIGHTLY more coherent than un-medicated patients I have met with in the padded room.
And I am not kidding.

She even throws in an obligatory neologism here and there.

I've always thought she was hypomanic. It explains a great deal about her whole life.

1st Lt. Milo Minderbinder: What's good for M & M Enterprises will be good for the country.

have maps,like such as?

Needs more, um, something. Substance?

Even my dog knew there was something wrong with that salad. I can't even imagine his reaction if I had played the audio.
Lou

I'll spare the boy.

Lou

Governor of Chez Asshat, that's about it.

the half term governor!

This is your brain on drugs...

I'm scared to play the audio.

She looks like she is working too hard to keep a straight face while thinking "This woman is an Idiot". Even Kelly must be embarrassed by her.

imagine Tina Fey's Sarah voice, and finish off with "pew, pew, pew!"

HA!!

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with no regard as to their actual logical connections?

She doesn't seem at all like the person who was briefly governor here. She needs to have her medication adjusted.

Must be getting better.

She managed to put all those crazy right wing talking points all on one hand.

She is NUTS!!!!!!!!

Bundy.

Does she really think that anyone can understand what she was rambling on about without a translator?

but at least she was articulate enough to be understood.

I've read Dr. Bronner's Soap labels that made more sense than Sarah Palin.

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year-old Texas rancher whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Sarah Palin and her bid to be a heartbeat away from being President. The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Palin is a post turtle..." Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was. The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle." The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain: "You know she didn't get up there by herself, she doesn't belong up there, she doesn't know what to do while she's up there, and you just gotta wonder what kind of dumb ass put her up there to begin with!"

we see how one fails in a community college.

Imagine her presenting a thesis

No one would go on TV that unprepared, would they?

Whoever coined that phrase describing her crap was/is a genius.
Alaska people how the hell did you elect this idiot to the state house? How did you do it, what did she use. Did she show her boobs, pubic hair, what was it??? It damn sure wasn't on her merits thats for f'ing sure.

on Word Salad.

She just spews all the latest teabagger horseshit words and phrases.

Please please please let their be a Palin/Cruz ticket in 2016!! OMG it would be pure comedy gold and ensure total progressive control of the government for the next 30 years minimum!

My God---Palin 2013 is simply recycling her word salad.

Restrict yourself to softball interview questions, and avoid debate forums.