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skip fox

(19,359 posts)
Sun Oct 20, 2013, 10:00 AM Oct 2013

How high? How deep? . . . Please come CAPTION Sheriff Joe Arpaio!!



Sheriff Joe ("Put your hands behind your back!&quot Arpaio is saying: "Ever since I was a kid, I knew I wanted to be a sheriff. . . . When I was just a toddler, I used to lock up our five cats and two dogs in the closet and let them go at it. . . . When I was ten, I'd round up the younger kids in the neighborhood and make them lay face down in the dirt while I'd go through their pockets, . . . and in my teens, I'd play maximum confinement with nine and ten-year olds. . . . You sir, it's good to have a goal early in life."
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How high? How deep? . . . Please come CAPTION Sheriff Joe Arpaio!! (Original Post) skip fox Oct 2013 OP
Sick, sick, sick. northoftheborder Oct 2013 #1
"I think I'll retire this year. . . . A private prison company has offered me skip fox Oct 2013 #2
"Our motto? So much depends upon Depends!" skip fox Oct 2013 #4
When they catch up with all that bribe money this corrupt fuck has been laundering... tjwash Oct 2013 #3

skip fox

(19,359 posts)
2. "I think I'll retire this year. . . . A private prison company has offered me
Sun Oct 20, 2013, 11:37 AM
Oct 2013

the top executive position. I'm planning several things. . . . Like every Tuesday will be In-the-Hole Night. . . . All the inmate will have to shave all over and wear pink outfits with little pink panties with bows on them. . . . And they'll all be in braids. . . And every Thursday we'll have Strip-and-Frisk Night right after supper with lots of Jello and whipped cream until . . . oh, whenever. . . . And. . . "

tjwash

(8,219 posts)
3. When they catch up with all that bribe money this corrupt fuck has been laundering...
Sun Oct 20, 2013, 11:54 AM
Oct 2013

...he is going to be inside cell block-B with a number stenciled on his pink t-shirt

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