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LetTimmySmoke

(1,202 posts) Tue Mar 6, 2012, 01:39 AM Mar 2012

Can YOU be in the Laruens County, South Carolina GOP?

You can't have premarital sex, look at porn, or do a host of other things if you want to be in a South Carolina county's Republican Party.
Link - http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com/2012/03/sc_county_gop_if_youve_had_pre-marital_sex_you_can.php?ref=fpblg

Are YOU eligible?

Let's start with myself:

Premarital sex? Check
Looked at porn? Check
Smoked weed? Check
Dropped acid? Check
Eaten shrooms? Check
Done MDMA (ecstasy)? Check
Marched in gay pride parade? (I have a gay brother and cousin) Check
Accept evolution and global warming? Check
Able to be in the same tent as the insane GOP base? Gonna have to leave that box unchecked.

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Can YOU be in the Laruens County, South Carolina GOP? (Original Post) LetTimmySmoke Mar 2012 OP

This must be the fun party Mitch McConnell was talking about at CPAC. Old and In the Way Mar 2012 #1

Old and In the Way

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1. This must be the fun party Mitch McConnell was talking about at CPAC.

Reply to LetTimmySmoke (Original post)

Tue Mar 6, 2012, 01:47 AM

Mar 2012

I don't think it goes far enough though. They need to tighten up the test, I think.

Have you ever had impure thoughts about another human?
Have you watched sinful TV?
Do you own an IPOD or some other musical player?
Do you surf the web?

If you answer yes to any, I don't think that's the kind of person they are looking for. But just think about the kind of candidate that they'll try to elect if these people can honestly answer the questionnaire....and pass it.

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