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DeSwiss

(27,137 posts)
Tue Mar 6, 2012, 02:16 AM Mar 2012

Laurens County Republican Requiring Candidates To Sign Pledge, Pass Interview

[font size=4]Laurens County Republican Requiring Candidates To Sign Pledge, Pass Interview[/font]

Clintonchronicle.com
By Vic MacDonald & Larry Franklin
Published: Friday, March 2, 2012 12:41 PM EST


To be on the ballot as a Republican in Laurens County, you do not have to be “just” Republican. You, apparently, have to be the “right kind” of Republican.

You must oppose abortion, in any circumstances. You must uphold the right to have guns, all kinds of guns. You must endorse the idea of a balanced state and federal budget, whatever it takes, even if your primary responsibility is to be sure the county budget is balanced.

You must favor, and live up to, abstinence before marriage. You must be faithful to your spouse. Your spouse cannot be a person of the same gender, and you are not allowed to favor any government action that would allow for civil unions of people of the same sex.

You cannot now, from the moment you sign this pledge, look at pornography.


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[font color=blue] - I believe they forgot one: ''You must not, under any circumstance, get caught hiking up the Appalachian Trail.......[/font]
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Laurens County Republican Requiring Candidates To Sign Pledge, Pass Interview (Original Post) DeSwiss Mar 2012 OP
Welcome To A New Era TheMastersNemesis Mar 2012 #1
Well I fail the test. LetTimmySmoke Mar 2012 #2
sign me up Angry Dragon Mar 2012 #3
Good thing you don't have to swear to be electable.... Moonwalk Mar 2012 #4
One more, the most important longship Mar 2012 #5
Let'em. They'll get what they deserve... JHB Mar 2012 #6
 

LetTimmySmoke

(1,202 posts)
2. Well I fail the test.
Tue Mar 6, 2012, 02:21 AM
Mar 2012

Premarital sex? Check
Looked at porn? Check
Smoked weed? Check
Dropped acid? Check
Eaten shrooms? Check
Done MDMA (ecstasy)? Check
Marched in gay pride parade? (I have a gay brother and cousin) Check
Accept evolution and global warming? Check
Able to be in the same tent as the insane GOP base? Gonna have to leave that box unchecked.

JHB

(37,161 posts)
6. Let'em. They'll get what they deserve...
Tue Mar 6, 2012, 07:44 AM
Mar 2012

...which is: liars who know what sort of lies they want to hear, and feed the lies to them.

They want appearances, they'll get appearances. And when someone slips, you can count on them being forgiven, or not forgiven, depending on whose ass they know how to kiss.

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