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Last edited Tue Oct 22, 2013, 08:06 AM - Edit history (2)
Our cat is solid black, neutered male. He has his own door so he can come and go as he pleases. He loves to catch mice and rats and play with them until they die. We keep food in his bowl all the time so he is never hungry and doesn't need to eat his prey.
Saturday my wife P was taking an afternoon nap. I was at work. The first part of the story is told as my wife told it. Benji the cat zipped in through his door, into the bedroom, and pounced on her chest, landing on her with a solid thump, instantly waking her. (Usually when he wants to wake her he just walks on her.) Her eyes popped open to see his nose a few inches from hers, holding a live rat in his mouth. As soon as he made eye contact he dropped the rat onto her chest. The rat ran to her side, then zipped under the covers. Much screaming ensued and she surrendered the bed to the rat and Benji. The rat managed to escape, hiding somewhere in the bedroom. P's nap was totally ruined.
She went to the store and bought some rat sized sticky pads and put them out in places where Benji would not get stuck.
I got off work at 5PM, returned home. We went to bed with the rat uncaught. Benji loves to sleep in bed with us, curled up between us so he can touch both of us at once. Cats have the amazing ability to be sound asleep, yet have their hearing fully alert. Suddenly he exploded into action, waking both of us as he leaped off the bed in a lightning dash. I heard the light scratching of claws and a heavier scatching of claws, both on the hardwood floor, and the clatter of stuff being knocked over. P was able to see, by the light of the night light, what was happening. The rat had tried to make a run for the door and didn't make it. He was caught again. Benji had his toy back and took it to the dining room to play. We followed, the rat got loose again and hid behind my desk. I pulled the desk out a bit, Benji entered, rat vacated his hiding spot. At the side of the desk, next to the side wall were several 2-liter bottles of soft drink. The rat ran between the bottles and the cat couldn't reach down to his new spot. I would move a bottle, cat would paw at him, rat would move. P brought in one of the sticky pads and stuck it next to the rat, catching it. I took the stuck rat outside, whacked it in the head with a brick, threw it in the trash can.
We were now both wide awake, with the night's sleep ruined.
We didn't punish Benji because we know that from his viewpoint he was showing P how much he loved her.
Niceguy1
(2,467 posts)and me and him had a lot of fun chasing it around her room trying to catch it. It was great bonding time with me and her cat.
Smarmie Doofus
(14,498 posts)dkf
(37,305 posts)hrmjustin
(71,265 posts)They did however find a waterbug the other day and killed it.
NYC_SKP
(68,644 posts)WorseBeforeBetter
(11,441 posts)THAT'S the real story.
TeeYiYi
(8,028 posts)TYY
Brickbat
(19,339 posts)NutmegYankee
(16,199 posts)Not much different than having mice in the house. Though they squeak like hell when they hit sticky traps.
GreenStormCloud
(12,072 posts)We knew that he would either get caught in a glue trap or the cat would get him.
WorseBeforeBetter
(11,441 posts)I still couldn't have gone to sleep. Is that something animal control would come out for? I wouldn't have been able to sleep thinking kitty would catch the thing, and drop it yet again as an offering. Blech.
GreenStormCloud
(12,072 posts)WorseBeforeBetter
(11,441 posts)but not rats, eh?
GreenStormCloud
(12,072 posts)Unless he were bored with nothing better to do. Some animals we are expected to take care of ourselves.
flvegan
(64,408 posts)My money is on the cat. I'd sleep well.
WorseBeforeBetter
(11,441 posts)Hell, I don't go to sleep if I know one of those freakin' Smokybrowns makes it in the house.
To each his or her own, though.
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Mariana
(14,858 posts)The rat was IN THE BEDROOM!
WorseBeforeBetter
(11,441 posts)I'm amazed at those un-phased by this.
Sweet dreams!
Mojorabbit
(16,020 posts)I had a rat for eight months in the house. Finally got it with a victor snap trap last week. We had all manner of humane traps and snap traps out but I would never use a sticky trap. That is the cruelest way for an animal to die.
FSogol
(45,488 posts)WorseBeforeBetter
(11,441 posts)but Googled after reading this thread. I agree, they sound horrible. As does being hit up-side the head with a brick and then being chucked in a trash can...
Mojorabbit
(16,020 posts)miserable way to go.
Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)What's the dog's name? Garfield?
I KID I KID It's a lovely name
GreenStormCloud
(12,072 posts)Last edited Tue Oct 22, 2013, 09:28 AM - Edit history (1)
It was to be a double joke.
Benji was a rescue kitten. Three years ago I worked at a truck stop and someone dropped of two solid black kittens. A co-worker, Bob, found the girl, adopted her, and named her Angela because she looked like a black panther. (Angela Davis was a famous black panther in the 1970s). Bob told me about the other kitten. By then the kitten had been on its own for three days.
I went outside looking for it. He trotted up to me, I took him to my workspot, fed him, and took him home. Since he did look like a black panther, and was male, I thought it would be a good joke to name him, "Bob", after Bobby Seale, and after Bob who told me about the abandoned kitten. Wife said, "Benji". I said, but he's a cat and Benji was a movie about a dog. She answered, "Doesn't matter. He is a "Benji" I have learned not to argue with P over small stuff, so his name is "Benji", unless I am miffed at him, then his name is "Benjamin Cat C----".
Oh, well. Data named his cat, "Spot"
Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)just bein' a smartass.
GreenStormCloud
(12,072 posts)You post gave me an excuse to tell about what I wanted to name him, and why.
snooper2
(30,151 posts)"The rat needs to stop calling himself the rat"
WorseBeforeBetter
(11,441 posts)Although this is rather *adorable*...
GreenStormCloud
(12,072 posts)nadinbrzezinski
(154,021 posts)at times they bring their cereal by my feet and chow down. Yup, that means vacuuming.
GreenStormCloud
(12,072 posts)P already had him when I married her. I was amazed to see that he actually knew what he was saying and doing. He gave "birdbrain" a whole new meaning. Since then I have seen some birds do things that I think show intelligence on that bird's part.
However, I hated that bird's discordant squawk. It grated on my ears.
nadinbrzezinski
(154,021 posts)We have trained ours to be quiet, for a conure. As to intelligence, Cookie does things that amaze us, like he utterly enjoys the ping when you connect and disconnect a USB device, and he's done that. They also make sure we know what they want. Right now he is complaining. He did not like dinner. They eat what I cook, and eat human cereal. Bird seed is like feeding your human children hersheys. Tonight it was not meat night, and boy that bird likes his steak, preferably under cooked. The other one likes it well done.
Both show that they are quite intelligent and they have done intelligence studies with African Grays (Alex was an incredible subject), and Intelligence research places them more or less as a five year old with the mental age of a three year old. So we treat them accordingly. This includes time outs. (Why they are more quiet than most conures)
nolabear
(41,986 posts)She's much like a rather bossy little girl who keeps a running commentary (in both words and clearly communicative imitations of things) about what we're doing and what she thinks about it. My latest favorite is that when I pick up my briefcase and schedule book, ready to go to work, she does her version of the garage door opening.
nadinbrzezinski
(154,021 posts)When we leave to cover a news story they do their best to tell us they are not pleased. How do they know? The vests and cameras are a dead give away. They know we'll be back sometime.
tularetom
(23,664 posts)Which she dropped in the kitchen only to have him slither back between the refrigerator and the counter.
Unfortunately, grandma was preparing dinner at the time and happened to see the critter. She isn't afraid of much but snakes are definitely at the top of her list. She hollered to me as she ran out the kitchen door and when I finally realized what was going on she refused to go back in the house until she was satisfied that the snake was gone.
When I went back into the kitchen I was amazed to see the cat playing with a defunct snake. I guess it had emerged somewhere and she pounced on it and dispatched it. Anyway I think it was the same snake, so I got it away from the cat, took it outside and showed to grandma who still needed some convincing that it was dead before she went back in.
That cat weighed maybe 5 lbs but she was a born hunter. Besides the snake, she brought all kinds of little varmits like squirrels and gophers as well as lots of birds even a full grown dove at one point.
nadinbrzezinski
(154,021 posts)Baby rattlers are the most dangerous, actually.
GreenStormCloud
(12,072 posts)Last edited Tue Oct 22, 2013, 12:57 AM - Edit history (1)
I was about 15. It was a hot south Texas August day. I heard a steady buzzing outside the house and my skin crawled. I grabbed the shotgun and carefully stepped outside.
For those not familiar with a rattler, their rattle is almost never a steady buzz like a doorbell buzzer. In this video you can hear both the steady buzz and the regular warning rattle.
I had never heard the steady buzz before but my skin was crawling and I knew it had to be a rattler. Dad didn't agree and told me that I had heard plenty of rattlers and had never heard one like that. He believed that the sound was coming from a workover rig (special oil well derrick used in repair of oil wells.) in the valley in the same direction as the buzz. Reluctancly I put the shot gun up.
About 15 minutes later I was in the driveway when I heard the buzz, then I heard it break to a rattle, then back to buzzing. Now I knew it was a rattler. Grabbing the shotgun I began a careful search. In a couple of minutes I found him - SURROUNDED BY MY CATS. We lived on a farm/ranch and had about five cats to suppress the rats. The cats had the snake surrounded and were keeping him from moving. If a snake is kept in the sun too long he will overheat and die. Since he is in the bottom inch of air he get hot faster than a cat that is a few inches up. After watching this for a couple of minutes I shot the head off of the snake. My cats then pounced on him and began to chow down. I guess they were tired of eating rat and wanted some variety.
MADem
(135,425 posts)intaglio
(8,170 posts)MADem
(135,425 posts)That damn mongoose moved like greased lightning--made short work of the habu once he made up his mind.
Those habu are killers; I was rooting for the mongoose...!
hollysmom
(5,946 posts)I think I will stay a dog person. then she givee it to me Shudder live rat shudder
hunter
(38,317 posts)We don't have any pet rats at the moment. When we did, before red dog, our pack of dogs would tolerate rats, even the wild nasty rats living in our garage.
"Hey wild rat, how's it going? Let's play!"
Only one rat-friendly dog remains.
We didn't name the wild rats, but I think the dogs did. They thought all rats, raccoons, skunks, ravens, feral cats, etc., were allowed to eat the dog food once the boss dog pack was done.
But our two most recent animal shelter rescue dogs see rats as "food." I don't ask, they don't tell. I just see the rodent remains in their poop.
We no longer have a rat problem.
TexasTowelie
(112,250 posts)My kitteh brings me lizards! Yeah, there is an occasional bird, but lizards are yummy.
GreenStormCloud
(12,072 posts)P was on the back porch when Benji dropped it next her feet. Much screaming. P hates snakes.
Pakhet
(520 posts)Jack used to bring me dead birds and lizards, but would get disgusted when I threw out perfectly good food. Now she brings me live lizards. I'm guessing her reasoning is *that* I'd rather kill dinner myself...
kestrel91316
(51,666 posts)in 2000, it had a major problem with giant cockroaches because the previous tenants never raked leaves, cut grass, or picked up fallen figs from the 2 huge fig trees. So those damned roaches were just thick outside and made their way into the house by the hundreds.
My young male cat at the time thought it was great fun to go on roach patrol at night when they would scurry around the house. He'd bring them into bed and then let them run around, then he'd pounce on them with great enthusiasm. The fact that I was under the bed covers didn't deter him at all.
Eventually I got the yard cleaned up and he knocked the indoor roach population down, and after a year or two I didn't have any more. But it made for some fun times.
gopiscrap
(23,761 posts)he also left a dead bird on my pillow once
Warpy
(111,276 posts)as she sat staring intently at the kitchen stove.
She's 20 now and in renal failure so I don't expect her to convince them to live elsewhere, something she did very efficiently until she was 17.
I'm setting up electronic traps to zap the little bastards this year.
This is hantavirus country. Minnie and Mickey can suck it.
Tigress DEM
(7,887 posts)ON a lighter note.
My cat loves to eat early in the morning. We had (for awhile) a standing Ikea closet in our bedroom. Until one morning the cat decided I wasn't waking up quickly enough... as it gets lighter earlier she wakes with the sun and 4am is still in the middle of my REM most days....
My TINY (that's her name and she is maybe 6lbs soaking wet of full adult cat) jumped on me from about 4 feet above my bed and it was like if you've ever fallen on your back and had the wind knocked out of you or been punched in the gut and you just exhale completely...
Full remodel there is no access to the top of the closet for her anymore.
But when I told this to a friend she sent me this video.
xfundy
(5,105 posts)When I was a kid our cat brought in a live bird and set it loose in the house. I *think* we were able to aim it toward an open door, but not sure.
Today I found a chameleon in the kitchen. My good ol' dog used to love to worry their tails when they dropped them and the lizard got away. I miss her.
nashville_brook
(20,958 posts)THAT was a funny moment at the gym! i remember flinging it and screaming. then having to retrieve it and figure out how to dispose of it.
i still see that as an act of sheer devotion... he totally wanted me to have it all to myself!
SheilaT
(23,156 posts)Still alive, and she clearly expected me to complete the kill.
I caught the rabbits and set them outside. After the second time she apparently had no faith in my rabbit-murdering abilities, so she stopped doing that.
We also didn't let her outside that much, and after a while she was a completely indoor cat.
Brother Buzz
(36,444 posts)She brought home a bunny, skinned and gutted it, and cooked Lapin A La Cocotte for us. She kept the stylish chapeau for her own.
applegrove
(118,691 posts)I saved a bird from her. She was furious at me. The bird was hiding on a door frame. Seemed to instinctively know I meant no harm. Let me pick him up. Set it free. Glad I never had to deal with a rat.
me b zola
(19,053 posts)...my yellow-lab would bring me "presents" of fresh rabbit on the front door step. Hard for me to take, but I understood what he was doing and why. I will always miss him.
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TeamPooka
(24,229 posts)pnwmom
(108,980 posts)GreenStormCloud
(12,072 posts)pnwmom
(108,980 posts)Either that or barricade the cat/rat/mouse/mole/bird door.
Enthusiast
(50,983 posts)A live rat! What could be better?
B Calm
(28,762 posts)LWolf
(46,179 posts)at about 1AM; the chase around the room, the drama, the cat loving it all...
I can laugh now, anyway.
I first read your post this early morning as your cat having brought your wife a solid black, neutered male rat.
GreenStormCloud
(12,072 posts)get the red out
(13,466 posts)My sister used to have a cat that would sometimes drop a dead mouse into her husband's boot over night. Then he would stick his foot in to go to work..........................
Freddie
(9,267 posts)Since our cat, Fred, was elderly (18) we figured he wasn't up to catching them and we set out Victor traps.
One morning Fred very proudly brought me a dead mouse, complete with trap. Mouse-catching for the retired cat. He's long gone to the Bridge and our current Freddie, another orange tabby, is named in his honor.
Thirties Child
(543 posts)A rabbit's foot on a chain. He was so proud of it.
librechik
(30,674 posts)on the base of the cat scratcher, away from harm. About eight inches long, including tail.
bunnies
(15,859 posts)Jesus! Thats horrible!!!
GreenStormCloud
(12,072 posts)Smashing its head is a fast death.
bunnies
(15,859 posts)GreenStormCloud
(12,072 posts)Besides, trying to pull it loose from the glue pad would have been fatal torture for the rat.
bunnies
(15,859 posts)Glue pad sounds horrible. Poor rat.
GreenStormCloud
(12,072 posts)In 2002 she was trying to shoo a spider out of the house. It was in the living room, close to the door. She was waving her hands at it, trying to make it leave. The spider, later identified as a "bold jumping spider" jumped a distance of about two feet and sank its fangs into her finger. Her entire arm became swollen.
She has pronounced the automatic DP for all spiders.
bunnies
(15,859 posts)Those Jumping Spiders can be pretty damn aggressive & hard as hell to catch. My only exception to the DP is if a spider comes at me. I have some plants in my house that are taller than I am and while watering one of them this summer, I felt something on my shoulder. First I thought it was a leaf, but then it moved and out of reflex, I slapped it. Damn thing was the size of a frigging quarter. That plant goes longer between waterings now.
Oh, and a stinkbug rewarded me for my kindness last week by making my kitchen smell like a sewer for hours. I understand the same thing happens if you kill em though. Those damn things drive me NUTS.
Sylvarose
(210 posts)....they are actually trying to teach you to hunt. Seems they are worried about your poor hunting skills. LOL Sounds like Benji had faith in you though..if he's bringing you a RAT! LOL
I've been cat owned since I was 9. Currently I have 3 feline overlords. Thankfully the only rats I'm presented with are the toy kind by my oldest (17).
SR
X_Digger
(18,585 posts)They weren't hairless, but they were babies. She killed them all and then proceeded to stash them around the house for later snacking.
My wife discovered this by sitting down on the couch and noticing a gray lump between the arm of the couch and the cushion. When she screamed and jumped up, in trotted the doxie, with yet another ratling in her mouth, which she calmly dropped in her dog bed and started to lick like an ice cream cone with fur.
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After I peeled my wife off the ceiling, I had to tear the house damn near apart, checking every nook and cranny, every piece of furniture.
There were either eight or nine corpses hid in the damndest places- one in a pile of dirty laundry, one among the umbrellas and shoes by the door, multiple ones tucked between furniture cushions, and one tucked under my wife's desk where she keeps a dog bed.
polichick
(37,152 posts)GreenStormCloud
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Cleita
(75,480 posts)I received too many living gifts. I also have a black neutered male. It wonder if this is a trait? Acquaintances of ours once got a live bat as a gift. Their cat also no longer has a pet door.
GreenStormCloud
(12,072 posts)But then I will have to open/close/open/close....the door for him. I am hoping that having lost two live toys by bringing them in the house will have discouraged him.
The other live animal was a baby rabbit, about a month ago. It was just at the age where mama rabbit evicts them and they are on their own. I rescued the bunny from him and turned it loose where I work. Big lawn, other rabbits, fenced so there are no cats, dogs, or coyotes to bother him.
Cleita
(75,480 posts)it to chasing and trapping terrified critters. They have a better chance of escaping outdoors in terrain they are familiar with.
GreenStormCloud
(12,072 posts)Gothmog
(145,321 posts)We lived at the edge of the city near some orange groves and agriculture areas. My cat was a rather large cat and would bring mice to the back porch on a routine basis. One day he brought a decent size dead jackrabbit
Lady Freedom Returns
(14,120 posts)First they start talking, then as you saw, they bring them home. Next he will be going to Republican rallies and doing phone banking for them...
OH... you mean a regular four-legged rat! Sorry, my mistake!
GreenStormCloud
(12,072 posts)mike_c
(36,281 posts)We have six cats and a couple of old, unused small barns. It's a pain, but cats is cats.
freshwest
(53,661 posts)My dad was tolerant of the cat's gifts, but the cat put them directly in front of their bedroom door which outraged my mom as she got up early in the mornings to fix coffee.
It's the thought that counts:
Liberal_in_LA
(44,397 posts)GreenStormCloud
(12,072 posts)postatomic
(1,771 posts)Today a Rat. Tomorrow a ????
http://vimeo.com/46444981