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GeorgeGist

(25,322 posts) Tue Mar 6, 2012, 10:07 AM Mar 2012

We Are Terminating Our Relationship with Rush Limbaugh:

COLUMBUS, OH (The Borowitz Report) Embattled radio host Rush Limbaugh suffered another major desertion today as he lost the support of one of his longtime sponsors, Satan.

The usually reclusive Prince of Darkness announced his decision at a hastily called press conference in Columbus, Ohio, his unofficial headquarters on Earth.

http://www.borowitzreport.com/2012/03/05/we-are-terminating-our-relationship-with-rush-limbaugh-satan/

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We Are Terminating Our Relationship with Rush Limbaugh: (Original Post) GeorgeGist Mar 2012 OP

no satan is doubling down. mucifer Mar 2012 #1

"Columbus, Ohio, his unofficial headquarters on Earth" . . .!! zazen Mar 2012 #2

ROFLMAO longship Mar 2012 #3

mucifer

(23,558 posts)

1. no satan is doubling down.

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Tue Mar 6, 2012, 10:08 AM

Mar 2012

zazen

(2,978 posts)

2. "Columbus, Ohio, his unofficial headquarters on Earth" . . .!!

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Tue Mar 6, 2012, 10:29 AM

Mar 2012

longship

(40,416 posts)

3. ROFLMAO

Reply to GeorgeGist (Original post)

Tue Mar 6, 2012, 11:11 AM

Mar 2012

Here's another from Borowitz:

“After a certain point, the association with Rush became problematic for Satan’s public image,” the aide said. “We went through a similar thing last year with Rupert Murdoch.”

...more after the link above. Brilliant, simply brilliant.

R&

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