Cognitive Dissonance: Before class, several guys discussed Sandra Fluke, contraception, and Rush

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Cognitive Dissonance: Before class, several guys discussed Sandra Fluke, contraception, and Rush Limbaugh
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And then this happened…

Guy #1: I don’t get what that Flake bitch was all pissed about.

Guy #2: Why?

Guy #1: Her lesbian friend supposedly lost an ovary. So? She’s got two, and it’s not like a lesbo is using them anyhow. Like I want to pay for girls to be sluts if it’s not with me, dude.

Me: Fucking really?

Guy #2: Uh, yeah. Why?

Me: Would you give up your left nut? I assume you have two and it’s not like an asshole like yourself is using them anyhow. (His buddies laugh)

Guy #1: Chill, bitch, I’m joking.

Guy #2: You went to the Rush Limbaugh school of funny, didn’t you? Because you’re not funny, dude. Say you’re sorry to the girls around us.

Guy #1: (Laughs) Real men don’t apologize.

Guy #2: Watch. (Turns to face several women, including me) “I’m sorry I’m a socially awkward prick who can’t find my dick with both hands. You are completely right. I’m not using my balls because I don’t have any.” See? That’s how you do it. Now do it or shut your fucking mouth. Shit, dude, you’re the reason none of us get laid.

Guy #1: …

Me: (Laughing so hard I’m almost crying)

(H/t to Amanda for letting me listen to her tape recorder so I could get this fuckery right.)

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