I had a dream last night that Ann Coulter was my Mother.
Swear to God. I remember her sitting in the front seat of the family car---my Dad driving. I leaned forward from the back seat and began to message her shoulders---I then said---Mom you feel tense.
I immediately woke up from the dream and muttered--- What the fuck. 
Question to my DU family..... Am I going mad? Should I see someone?
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Stop eating fried jalapeno's before bed and that should cure the problem. 
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Tru-ly-mad.
Jesus, that really sucks. Some of us had really bad parents and this makes even mine seem kind and loving Shake it off and move passed whatever demons created that freak show in your head.
Just kidding! Sounds like a weird dream!
Far less disturbing.
Luke, I also am Ann Coulter's father...
Damn, someone beat me to it.
Or should I say, meat me to it.
was she in the front seat. Leading? Control? Someone else , with a power authority leading the way? You leaned forward and tried to massage her shoulders... trying to ease a situation, perhaps? Interesting... What does she represents to you? or Who?
That everything going on at the time was directed by his thoughts as we carried out our lives trapped inside his head.
I posted about it then.
So I can't answer your question without examining my own sanity.
You love your mother, but you don't love Ann Coulter. 
That's not your mom ... that's a man, baby!
Be thankful your dream didn't morph into having sex with Ann Coulter. Ewwwwwwwwwwww
