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dipsydoodle

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Fri Oct 25, 2013, 01:01 PM Oct 2013

Authorities remove blond haired child from Nazareth couple.

Holy Land constabulary have confirmed that they have taken an ‘aryan boy’ into protective custody, after concerns that he was not living with his ‘biological’ parent.

Following recent similar interventions in Greece and Ireland, it is thought that a neighbour (Mr. A.Herod) tipped off the authorities that the boy, known only as ‘Child J’, bore no physical resemblance to the pair of travellers who claimed to be his parents.

Police Chief Pontius Pilate told reporters: ‘The boy when found was living in a flat, glowing like a Ready Brek advert, above a carpentry business in Nazareth. The couple, who we will call Saint-Blessed-Mary-Mother-of-God and Joe, are still insisting that Child J is their son; even though they both have dark hair, dark skin and claim to be virgins.’

The results of the DNA test are not expected until its invention in 1984, and it is anticipated that the question of Child J’s parentage will continue to cause debate for at least the next 2,000 years.

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2013/10/25/authorities-remove-blonde-haired-child-from-nazareth-couple/

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Authorities remove blond haired child from Nazareth couple. (Original Post) dipsydoodle Oct 2013 OP
Everybody knows Jesabus was a redhead snooper2 Oct 2013 #1
I heard he looked more like Yassir Arafat in his younger years; and I've got the crime scene MADem Oct 2013 #2

MADem

(135,425 posts)
2. I heard he looked more like Yassir Arafat in his younger years; and I've got the crime scene
Fri Oct 25, 2013, 01:50 PM
Oct 2013

sketch artist's representation of him to prove it!

http://www.popularmechanics.com/science/health/forensics/1282186

Here He is!!!!



From the first time Christian children settle into Sunday school classrooms, an image of Jesus Christ is etched into their minds. In North America he is most often depicted as being taller than his disciples, lean, with long, flowing, light brown hair, fair skin and light-colored eyes. Familiar though this image may be, it is inherently flawed. A person with these features and physical bearing would have looked very different from everyone else in the region where Jesus lived and ministered. Surely the authors of the Bible would have mentioned so stark a contrast. On the contrary, according to the Gospel of Matthew, when Jesus was arrested in the garden of Gethsemane before the Crucifixion, Judas Iscariot had to indicate to the soldiers whom Jesus was because they could not tell him apart from his disciples. Further clouding the question of what Jesus looked like is the simple fact that nowhere in the New Testament is Jesus described, nor have any drawings of him ever been uncovered. There is the additional problem of having neither a skeleton nor other bodily remains to probe for DNA. In the absence of evidence, our images of Jesus have been left to the imagination of artists. The influences of the artists' cultures and traditions can be profound, observes Carlos F. Cardoza-Orlandi, associate professor of world Christianity at Columbia Theological Seminary in Atlanta. "While Western imagery is dominant, in other parts of the world he is often shown as black, Arab or Hispanic." And so the fundamental question remains: What did Jesus look like?

An answer has emerged from an exciting new field of science: forensic anthropology. Using methods similar to those police have developed to solve crimes, British scientists, assisted by Israeli archeologists, have re-created what they believe is the most accurate image of the most famous face in human history. ....... Two key factors could not be determined from the skull—Jesus's hair and coloration. To fill in these parts of the picture, Neave's team turned to drawings found at various archeological sites, dated to the first century. Drawn before the Bible was compiled, they held crucial clues that enabled the researchers to determine that Jesus had dark rather than light-colored eyes. They also pointed out that in keeping with Jewish tradition, he was bearded as well.

It was the Bible, however, that resolved the question of the length of Jesus's hair. While most religious artists have put long hair on Christ, most biblical scholars believe that it was probably short with tight curls. This assumption, however, contradicted what many believe to be the most authentic depiction: the face seen in the image on the famous—some say infamous—Shroud of Turin. The shroud is believed by many to be the cloth in which Jesus's body was wrapped after his death. Although there is a difference of opinion as to whether the shroud is genuine, it clearly depicts a figure with long hair. Those who criticize the shroud's legitimacy point to 1 Corinthians, one of the many New Testament books the apostle Paul is credited with writing. In one chapter he mentions having seen Jesus—then later describes long hair on a man as disgraceful. Would Paul have written "If a man has long hair, it is a disgrace to him" if Jesus Christ had had long hair? For Neave and his team this settled the issue. Jesus, as drawings from the first century depict, would have had short hair, appropriate to men of the time.

The historic record also resolved the issue of Jesus's height. From an analysis of skeletal remains, archeologists had firmly established that the average build of a Semite male at the time of Jesus was 5 ft. 1 in., with an average weight of about 110 pounds. Since Jesus worked outdoors as a carpenter until he was about 30 years old, it is reasonable to assume he was more muscular and physically fit than westernized portraits suggest. His face was probably weather-beaten, which would have made him appear older, as well.



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