Yup. I'm a slut.

I clicked female just to see how long it would take me to become a slut, and, shockingly, that's all it took. "Sorry, we don't make the rules." cracks me up.

Given the context of the rest of the flowchart, some males just do not qualify as dudes, for whatever reason. What they're called varies with era and location, but the first term I heard was fag. This includes gays and trannies, and some others, but doesn't include conservative married men who like a side order of sausage occasionally.

The lesbian slut is another curious category produced by this procedure. Apparently all lesbians are sluts except celibate ones, and procreating without having sex isn't even on the chart.

While amusing, I don't think it's totally correct yet. Now if Malcolm Gladwell would do one...

It's always been my understanding that sluts get laid.

I'm a bloke and I've been married for more than 26 years but I'm still a slut, apparently. Oh, the humidity... The humanity, rather....

I'll post a pic when it arrives.

I'm almost 60 and was "fixed" when I was 35, so have been having sex for non-procreative reasons for quite some time now, so hopefully I'll get a gold plated plaque - lol.

Thanks for the thread, kpete.

to see that I'm a slut? Also, how many business days is the average shipping time?

Imma mount it on my front door so the neighbors know what's what!

Like they don't already...

I took the slut quiz on the link and made slut in like 2 clicks. Hillarious!