Shoppers get down there's a varmint loose! Bang!!

"Licensed to kill squirrels (OK, gophers--close enough) by the government of the United Nations."

"You'll leave the store *now*, rodent!". *BAM*

Ba dom bom
Thank you, I'll be here all week. Please tip your waitstaff.

there goes his free donuts.

Never a dull moment in Mayberry USA. Pass me that pie, Aunt Bee....

What kind of rootin' tootin' shoot'em up nonsense is this shit right here?



"Shooting back there, of course that should not have been, that should not have happened,"

Ya think?

He didn't even get the squirrel. That's a bad ass squirrel! Well done, little fella.

They keep on trying to come up with one bird feeder after another that can outsmart squirrels. Saw a hilarious special on PBS on how squirrels kept on outsmarting people. They had an obstacle course that had about 10 or 15 different things a squirrel had to do in order to get into a bird feeder and they figured it out in about 10-15 minutes and once they had it figure out, they remembered it forever.

They had to run to one side and touch a level, then to another side to tap a button, then pull on something, etc. I doubt that most humans could figure it out that quickly much less remember the exact process perfectly the second, third, and fourth time.

To get a squirrel out of a store?

I've gotten squirrels out of buildings before. No one ever felt we needed gunfire to do it.

Reminds me of Bob Newhart's bit on the "Mrs. Grace L. Ferguson Airline & Storm Door Company," lol.

especially in Tennessee, my Squirrel hunting dog comes from NC which is right next door,

Not sure just how a squirrel rates but a non-threatening family dog does not.

that is why I live in a small town. everyone has to answer to the public.

Police Officer's former name: Barney Fife

That's scary enough for me...

Go squirrel

because of a squirrel? Are all the people in Mountain City as crazy as the police officer?

... why would they send an officer? Have they forgotten how to say no?


... slow day, I guess ...

...squirrel?

That's what I am. It's a freaking squirrel.

He lived in a second floor apartment in Elmira, NY and one evening he saw a large rat. Not knowing what to do he called an acquaintance who was a cop and lived in the same complex. The off-duty cop had been relaxing with a few beers and on hearing his friend had a rat problem, of course he showed up with his service piece. One thing led to another and the result was that the cop shot up the guys hot water heater which flooded his apartment and the one below and most of the town's on-duty police responded to a report of shots fired surrounding the complex with a dozen vehicles, sirens wailing and lights flashing. The rat disappeared unscathed.

Wwweeeee!!!!

but if he/she did get out alive that is one squirrel that shouldn't be messed with again. Just back away and leave the squirrel alone.

Another fine example.

laugh at the cop all you want...

I think he had the right to defend himself and the store customers

Better keep it away from the birds