Like a broken clock. Even if her being a single mom actually has nothing to her destroying civilization.

someone let that prize get away?

I bet he's gittery as hell and looks over his shoulder a lot.

Once I did, though...I can't help but wonder if there's an hourglass on her abdomen.

That woman gives new meaning to the word fuckingcrazyassevilharpy. I would compare her to the "mother" on Alien, but I actually think that mother is cool.

And I often "browse" it. It gives me basic information, and if I want more information on a subject, I will do further research.

I guess I just figured everyone else was normal. I used to read the dictionary when I was a kid. When my parents bought a set of encyclopedias, I was in heaven. Damn...remember those? Or, am I that old?

That's why I love Wiki!

But, now I'm concerned that you looked her up.