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WilliamPitt

(58,179 posts)
Tue Mar 6, 2012, 07:52 PM Mar 2012

Best. Limbaugh Commentary. Ever.

Why 'fair comment' is not a defense for Rush Limbaugh
Gene Weingarten
The Washington Post

Were you as gratified as I was when Rush Limbaugh finally admitted on the air yesterday that he has gotten rich and famous by “pandering to the prejudices and insecurities of marginally literate, unfathomably ignorant jackasses who have to be told what to hate”?

Under assault for his rant against a Georgetown Law School student who dared to incur his wrath by advocating insurance coverage for birth control, and hemorrhaging appalled advertisers from his show, Limbaugh finally took to the airwaves to issue both an apology and an unusually frank and honest self-appraisal.

I was surprised yet delighted that he finally forthrightly addressed his past criminal charges stemming from his addiction to prescription painkillers, saying he used them to numb his conscience to the terrible knowledge that his soul had become “a spavined, corrupt, shriveled, pathetic, withered little thing, not unlike my manhood.” That final reference was to a 2006 contretemps in which he was detained at an airport for carrying 29 100-mg Viagra pills in a mislabeled bottle. Yesterday, Limbaugh admitted this was enough Viagra “to arouse a corpse” but noted that he needs the extra stimulation since “the only woman I ever found truly sexy was my mommy, circa 1978.”

The most interesting element of his mea culpa yesterday was his frank contempt for Republican politicians “who were without the testicular fortitude” to unambiguously criticize him for his unjustified, vicious, baffling, and falsehood-filled three-day-long sexually obsessed attack on the blameless Georgetown law student. Singling out Mitt Romney and John Boehner, Limbaugh surmised that neither of them dared to take him on because “they know I can turn the bucktoothed rubes and nitwits against them in a heartbeat, and bucktoothed rubes and nitwits are now pretty much the base of their party, which has splintered into competing posses of angry, intolerant, ill-informed pinheads braying at each other ungrammatically.”

It goes on. Boy howdy, does it go on: http://live.washingtonpost.com/gene-weingarten-120306.html?hpid=z5

Wow.

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Best. Limbaugh Commentary. Ever. (Original Post) WilliamPitt Mar 2012 OP
oooh, the RWers are not going to like this Enrique Mar 2012 #1
Rush has mommy issues? pokerfan Mar 2012 #20
Wow - what has he taken n/t Smilo Mar 2012 #2
HUGE K & R !!! WillyT Mar 2012 #3
Me too. (nt) enough Mar 2012 #5
The world ProSense Mar 2012 #4
WHOA NELLY! KA-BOOM. K&R! trof Mar 2012 #6
He had me at "oinker-frenzy-wild". stevedeshazer Mar 2012 #7
oh, the author is the humor writer for The Post. grasswire Mar 2012 #8
Very nice... ljm2002 Mar 2012 #9
Weingarten is a keeper. I wish the Post would expand on his Washington Post Sunday Magazine ... 11 Bravo Mar 2012 #10
BOY did I enjoy that! nolabear Mar 2012 #11
this is the best read to date on the entire onethatcares Mar 2012 #12
Dead On... Junkdrawer Mar 2012 #13
But joking aside.... Junkdrawer Mar 2012 #18
Congratulations on 24 years..Yes it is a serious, sad disease. I am very sorry about crunch60 Mar 2012 #32
Thanks Junkdrawer Mar 2012 #38
Congies. boppers Mar 2012 #40
Deeply and sincerely sorry to hear of your loss. dixiegrrrrl Mar 2012 #43
Thanks. After years of INTENSE suffering, my bro is now at peace. Junkdrawer Mar 2012 #47
And on that note, here is Rush's new theme song: Junkdrawer Mar 2012 #48
I also see Rush as an addict, a sad one at that, nobody cares that he destroys crunch60 Mar 2012 #65
And the uninitiated will say: "Yeah, but I heard him today and he sounded fine..." Junkdrawer Mar 2012 #66
Big-Time K&R. (n/t) Paladin Mar 2012 #14
lol: resembles “a gelatinous oblate spheroid, a weather balloon filled with firehorse Mar 2012 #15
Limbaugh is so disgusting they hang his picture up at the zoo to keep the monkeys from jacking off Major Nikon Mar 2012 #37
CHA-CHING!! peace frog Mar 2012 #41
I have a feeling that she is stashing it away and keeping notes on Rush for further use. CTyankee Mar 2012 #45
If she has half a brain, she would be peace frog Mar 2012 #46
Man, you can just feel the love oozing out of the pix deutsey Mar 2012 #51
Yeah there's something oozing alright, VWolf Mar 2012 #61
LOL deutsey Mar 2012 #62
"Keep the monkeys from jacking off" !!! You made me laugh!! My big laugh of the day!! thank you!! Manifestor_of_Light Mar 2012 #63
k&r n/t RainDog Mar 2012 #16
Agreed. A masterpiece. mmonk Mar 2012 #17
+1 snagglepuss Mar 2012 #25
That's going to leave a mark pokerfan Mar 2012 #19
K&R!! madinmaryland Mar 2012 #21
Too good to let drop. WilliamPitt Mar 2012 #22
And yet, he continues. I guess greed has completely rotted any sense of decency he ever had. teewrex Mar 2012 #23
Ok... I'll kick this.. but I'm weak from laughing. You should warn people! nt Bigmack Mar 2012 #24
Using internet speak mick063 Mar 2012 #26
Great big smile on my face right now. kag Mar 2012 #27
OMG!!!!!! That is GREAT!! BlancheSplanchnik Mar 2012 #28
Not the Onion? catrose Mar 2012 #29
Never loved a woman Iwillnevergiveup Mar 2012 #30
Mercy, I enjoyed that so much xxqqqzme Mar 2012 #31
Ha ha. Gregorian Mar 2012 #33
I was prepared to not like this at all, but this article is kind of a masterpiece Number23 Mar 2012 #34
Oh yummy stuff! Just shared it on the FB! BeHereNow Mar 2012 #35
"in tv, we have the greatest tool for mass persuasion in the entire world" dixiegrrrrl Mar 2012 #44
Wow. Just Wow. Right on target.... Junkdrawer Mar 2012 #57
At last, someone mentions Limbaughs biggest mistake -- for which JDPriestly Mar 2012 #36
I agree LittleGirl Mar 2012 #42
agreed spooky3 Mar 2012 #56
this is the most infuriating, and incriminating thing: he is a complete LIAR noiretextatique Mar 2012 #72
Spam deleted by OKNancy (MIR Team) JennyCait Mar 2012 #39
Last. Limbaugh Commentary. Ever. MineralMan Mar 2012 #49
I hope I live long enough to see a "Limbaugh Who?" commentary n/t deutsey Mar 2012 #52
me too (nt) Tumbulu Mar 2012 #59
Holy crap! ..With references,nonetheless! w8liftinglady Mar 2012 #50
Gene Weingarten FTW! montanto Mar 2012 #53
That was magnificent. hifiguy Mar 2012 #54
Gene is consistently good and sometimes outstanding! (as with this column). The best part: spooky3 Mar 2012 #55
Love it! K&R nt TBF Mar 2012 #58
Gotta hand it to the Post's crack team of libel lawyers LiberalEsto Mar 2012 #60
TeeHee amuse bouche Mar 2012 #64
Huzzah DonCoquixote Mar 2012 #67
K&R! DeSwiss Mar 2012 #68
I want to know the reaction of the marginally literate,... TheMadMonk Mar 2012 #69
:) WilliamPitt Mar 2012 #70
Methinks perhaps he was dosed with one of Shulgin's more obscure recipes...except it's just a joke saras Mar 2012 #71

pokerfan

(27,677 posts)
20. Rush has mommy issues?
Tue Mar 6, 2012, 10:14 PM
Mar 2012
"the only woman I ever found truly sexy was my mommy, circa 1978.”

Fascinating...

ProSense

(116,464 posts)
4. The world
Tue Mar 6, 2012, 08:04 PM
Mar 2012

will survive and smell a lot better without this cretin stinking up the airwaves.



Companies still suspending their ads on Limbaugh's show, but they need to make it permanent
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/03/06/1071748/-Companies-still-suspending-their-ads-on-Limbaugh-s-show-but-they-need-to-make-it-permanent

Updated with video: Rush's 53 Smears Against Sandra Fluke (Wow!)
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002382940

trof

(54,256 posts)
6. WHOA NELLY! KA-BOOM. K&R!
Tue Mar 6, 2012, 08:10 PM
Mar 2012

Killah, I say.
Just killah.
WooHoo!

Gene Weingarten deserves at least a Pulitzer.
Even a Presidential Medal of Freedom, if it hadn't been so cheapened by the previous resident of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

grasswire

(50,130 posts)
8. oh, the author is the humor writer for The Post.
Tue Mar 6, 2012, 08:36 PM
Mar 2012

I'd like to see what the old humor writer Henry Allen would have done with Rushbo. He was pretty hard on people like Justice Rehnquist.

11 Bravo

(23,926 posts)
10. Weingarten is a keeper. I wish the Post would expand on his Washington Post Sunday Magazine ...
Tue Mar 6, 2012, 09:01 PM
Mar 2012

duties. He's funny as Hell, and he's also on the right side of the issues.

onethatcares

(16,178 posts)
12. this is the best read to date on the entire
Tue Mar 6, 2012, 09:07 PM
Mar 2012

deal.

This is also the first time I've read anything by Mr. Weingarten but will be looking forward to reading more.

Junkdrawer

(27,993 posts)
18. But joking aside....
Tue Mar 6, 2012, 09:28 PM
Mar 2012

If Limbaugh ever made it into "The Rooms", I, like just about everyone in "The Rooms" would do our best to put politics aside and we would try to save his life.

Next week, it will be 24 years since my last drink.

A week ago, I lost my little brother to this disease. This is serious, serious shit.

 

crunch60

(1,412 posts)
32. Congratulations on 24 years..Yes it is a serious, sad disease. I am very sorry about
Wed Mar 7, 2012, 02:10 AM
Mar 2012

the loss of your brother. Gone to soon.

dixiegrrrrl

(60,010 posts)
43. Deeply and sincerely sorry to hear of your loss.
Wed Mar 7, 2012, 09:18 AM
Mar 2012

For many many years while working in Substance Abuse treatment programs,
I had a large framed picture of a dragon lounging against a tree, with a full belly, picking his teeth with a knight's lance, pieces of the knight's empty armor lying around
and at the bottom the caption:
"sometimes the dragon wins".
It always saddens me to hear that the dragon has won, and I glad to hear of your sobriety.

Junkdrawer

(27,993 posts)
47. Thanks. After years of INTENSE suffering, my bro is now at peace.
Wed Mar 7, 2012, 10:17 AM
Mar 2012

I see Limbaugh as just another addict "out there", careening around destroying all the lives he touches. Two points:

1.) It's as much for the rest of us as for him that I wish he would stop and get PROPER treatment.

2.) I blame those who allow this addict to remain behind that "Golden Mike", knowing what he's doing.

Junkdrawer

(27,993 posts)
48. And on that note, here is Rush's new theme song:
Wed Mar 7, 2012, 10:35 AM
Mar 2012


I ran out on my children
And I ran out on my wife
Gonna run out on you too, baby
I done it all my life
Everybody cried the night I left
Well, almost everybody did
My little boy just hung his head
And I put my arm, put my arm around his little shoulder
And this is what I said:
"sonny I just want you to hurt like I do
I just want you to hurt like I do
I just want you to hurt like I do
Honest I do, honest I do, honest I do"

If I had one wish
One dream I knew would come true
I’d want to speak to all the people of the world
I’d get up there, I’d get up there on that platform
First I’d sing a song or two you know I would
Then I’ll tell you what I’d do
I’d talk to the people and I’d say
"it’s a rough rough world, it’s a tough tough world
Well, you know
And things don’t always, things don’t always go the way we plan
But there’s one thing, one thing we all have in common
And it’s something everyone can understand
All over the world sing along

I just want you to hurt like I do
I just want you to hurt like I do
I just want you to hurt like I do
Honest I do, honest I do, honest I do"
 

crunch60

(1,412 posts)
65. I also see Rush as an addict, a sad one at that, nobody cares that he destroys
Wed Mar 7, 2012, 03:35 PM
Mar 2012

his life, those around him or the public at large, as long as he suits their purpose and continues to make lots of $$$$.

Junkdrawer

(27,993 posts)
66. And the uninitiated will say: "Yeah, but I heard him today and he sounded fine..."
Wed Mar 7, 2012, 04:41 PM
Mar 2012

My bro sounded OK and, in fact, was a VP for a major corp. until the last few months. Takes a bit of experience to be able to see through the defences - especially if the addict only has to put up a brave face for a few hours at a time.

Major Nikon

(36,827 posts)
37. Limbaugh is so disgusting they hang his picture up at the zoo to keep the monkeys from jacking off
Wed Mar 7, 2012, 03:53 AM
Mar 2012

Here's a picture of him with wife #4. I think it's pretty safe to say she's in love with his money. Still it's hard to imagine someone loving money that much.

peace frog

(5,609 posts)
41. CHA-CHING!!
Wed Mar 7, 2012, 07:08 AM
Mar 2012

You can see the dollar signs in her eyes. Enjoy the money while he keeps you in it, hunnybunny, cuz if you don't know now you will soon enough: you're easily replaced.

CTyankee

(63,912 posts)
45. I have a feeling that she is stashing it away and keeping notes on Rush for further use.
Wed Mar 7, 2012, 09:32 AM
Mar 2012

Just sayin'...

peace frog

(5,609 posts)
46. If she has half a brain, she would be
Wed Mar 7, 2012, 09:57 AM
Mar 2012

but methinks El Rushbo might go for the long-on-looks, short-on-brains type. Just sayin'...

kag

(4,079 posts)
27. Great big smile on my face right now.
Wed Mar 7, 2012, 12:38 AM
Mar 2012

Just what I needed after a long day of boycotting and other activism.

Gregorian

(23,867 posts)
33. Ha ha.
Wed Mar 7, 2012, 02:41 AM
Mar 2012

A very anti-climactic, yet satisfying feeling results from this episode. It's 20 years too late. And tons of damage has been done.

Now for Rove. And Rumsfeld. And Bush. And hundreds of other Wizards.

Number23

(24,544 posts)
34. I was prepared to not like this at all, but this article is kind of a masterpiece
Wed Mar 7, 2012, 02:59 AM
Mar 2012
Perhaps the most surprising, if creepy, revelation involved Limbaugh’s frank revulsion at his own body, which he said resembles “a gelatinous oblate spheroid, a weather balloon filled with tapioca pudding and snot”; creepier, still, was what he said next, which was: “I really wish I could carry myself as gracefully as President Obama, who has an effortless, Astaire-like, achingly beautiful way of moving.”


tapioca and snot!!!

Lost in much of the deserved furor over his unprovoked, leering, sex-frothed tirade against a young woman Limbaugh clearly fantasizes about when alone in futile but increasingly desperate efforts at self arousal that sometimes involve industrial power tools – lost in all this was a rather astonishing fact: All of his criticisms stemmed from the constantly restated falsehood, a total invention by Limbaugh, that Ms. Fluke – and here I quote Limbaugh directly (and accurately, for the first time in this post) -- “goes to a Congressional hearing conducted by the Botox-filled Nancy Pelosi and testifies that she is having so much sex she can’t afford her own birth control pills!”


Ow.... in every sense of the word.

Rush, in internet-speak, you are about to be pwned. By a woman.


One could only hope...

BeHereNow

(17,162 posts)
35. Oh yummy stuff! Just shared it on the FB!
Wed Mar 7, 2012, 03:05 AM
Mar 2012

Wonder how his followers are going to feel about being called
"bucktoothed rubes and nitwits"

And that:

"They know I can turn the bucktoothed rubes and nitwits against them in a heartbeat, and bucktoothed rubes and nitwits are now pretty much the base of their party, which has splintered into competing posses of angry, intolerant, ill-informed pinheads braying at each other ungrammatically.”

Reminds of the scene from "A face in the Crowd." The scene where he
thinks the mic is off and starts calling his listeners... well just watch it!

&feature=related

BHN

dixiegrrrrl

(60,010 posts)
44. "in tv, we have the greatest tool for mass persuasion in the entire world"
Wed Mar 7, 2012, 09:29 AM
Mar 2012

An early scene from that powerful movie.

JDPriestly

(57,936 posts)
36. At last, someone mentions Limbaughs biggest mistake -- for which
Wed Mar 7, 2012, 03:38 AM
Mar 2012

he will find it very difficult to just apologize:

All of this bile followed from his assertion that she testified about her own extremely active sex life.

Here's the thing: She didn’t. She said nothing whatsoever about her own sex life. She did not mention her own contraceptive needs at all: She spoke passionately and eloquently, and respectfully, about several friends of hers, Georgetown students who she said were diagnosed with medical conditions requiring the birth control pill, but who could not get it because they could not afford it. That was it. Here is the transcript of her testimony.

In short -- though Limbaugh doesn't address this in his mealy-mouthed, backhanded "apology" -- Limbaugh just made it all up, then went hog-wild, oinker-frenzy-wild, elaborating on it so he could call her names. Calling people names is bad, but calling people names based on your own invented calumny is the textbook definition of slander. The First Amendment does not protect you from that, nor should it. Even on an issue of public debate, and even if the victim is a public figure, as Ms. Fluke was here, "fair comment” is not a defense if you made up the central fact, and the central fact is wrong and is damaging and if your intent was to injure. I’m no lawyer, but as I see it: Check, check, check, check. I hope Ms. Fluke knows a good lawyer; if she doesn’t, one will find her, I suspect: The pockets here are really deep, though constricted and attenuated a bit: A LOT of flibbity-flabbity belly fat there, Rush. You really should do something about that, in your well-merited retirement.

http://live.washingtonpost.com/gene-weingarten-120306.html?hpid=z5

It's time for Rush Limbaugh to retire, but before he does, he may well have to share some of his wealth with Sandra Fluke.

I think we won't see Rush Limbaugh's exit from the airwaves for quite some time. It will be a struggle, but he will go.

Without the hate, his show will be boring. And people will gradually get tired of his hate.

LittleGirl

(8,287 posts)
42. I agree
Wed Mar 7, 2012, 09:03 AM
Mar 2012

that's the part of the article I liked best...defending the slander argument. I hope she makes millions off of that gas bag.

noiretextatique

(27,275 posts)
72. this is the most infuriating, and incriminating thing: he is a complete LIAR
Thu Mar 8, 2012, 02:05 PM
Mar 2012

he lied about Ms. Fluke's testimony. He made up shit she never said, and his brain-dead followers keep repeating his lies. burn in hell, m.f.

montanto

(2,966 posts)
53. Gene Weingarten FTW!
Wed Mar 7, 2012, 10:53 AM
Mar 2012

And that's why "'fair comment' is not a defense for Rush Limbaugh." Anyone can make shit up, but it would be hard to make shit funnier than this. Let's see what the fat man has to say about it now?!

spooky3

(34,463 posts)
55. Gene is consistently good and sometimes outstanding! (as with this column). The best part:
Wed Mar 7, 2012, 11:47 AM
Mar 2012

where he pointed out that Rush LIED about what she said, in order to criticize her.

 

LiberalEsto

(22,845 posts)
60. Gotta hand it to the Post's crack team of libel lawyers
Wed Mar 7, 2012, 01:56 PM
Mar 2012

They must have gone over every syllable with magnifying glasses.

DonCoquixote

(13,616 posts)
67. Huzzah
Wed Mar 7, 2012, 05:25 PM
Mar 2012

You know Rush, if you were really serious about half the things you said, you would quit while you could. Even if Fluke were to sue you (which is unlikely, as she knows she would be demonized) you could still have enough cash to sail off.

Think about what made your friend Andy die so young, a conscience cannot be kept asleep forever. And even though I am agnostic, I do know there is truth in the sayings of a Carpenter from Palestine: "what does it matter to gain the whole world and lose your soul?"

 

TheMadMonk

(6,187 posts)
69. I want to know the reaction of the marginally literate,...
Wed Mar 7, 2012, 08:19 PM
Mar 2012

...unfathomably ignorant jackasses who have to be told what to hate.

 

saras

(6,670 posts)
71. Methinks perhaps he was dosed with one of Shulgin's more obscure recipes...except it's just a joke
Wed Mar 7, 2012, 09:50 PM
Mar 2012

but before getting your hopes up...

Gene Weingarten is the humor writer for The Washington Post.
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