You're welcome.

I heard that's what happens if you don't pay your exorcist.

Has a nice ring to it but I can't judge for sure until you hum a few bars.

And those waiting in lines at the DMV, and those waiting in checkout lines at the grocery store, and those in traffic jams. Especially traffic jams! Why, with this logic, everybody who ever waited is possessed by daemons!

Or is Satan considered a 'Pre-Existence Condition'?

he's a bad mofo. Jedi master Obama.

……………………mice?

Sadly, I'm sure some really believed that.

a woman called me up hysterical over that rumor.

They're both satire news sites. But yes it is scary that it's hard to tell the difference between that and the actual crazies.

this sh*t!!!

The line between satire and reality keeps getting smaller- it is hard to tell sometimes.

Here are some of the other stories on the politics webpage

Defiant South Refuses Obama Safety Initiative, Preferring Injury and Loss of Life Over Socialism

Maryland Middle School Requires Children To Cross Dress For “LGBTQ Appreciation Day”

Obama Presidential Library Planned for Ground Zero – Freedom Tower!

read some of the freaking comments...some people think this is real!!!

I really laughed at that story. I have been following Christian Adams and the GOP's attempts to make an issue out of the New Black Panthers for years. This was a great way to deal with that story

Do they turn the geysers on at night?

When do they let the bears out?

This thread is destined for epic fame and glory.

Reading the reader comments now at the linked article.

Related to Glenn?

That sister sounds like a real whack-o as well, "...put her own health before God's plan for her to be sick."

Has to be satire, but reality is often stranger than illusions.

Imagine how screwed she'd be if she were wearing some of Pat Robertson's demonic used clothing from Goodwill at the same time she was surfing the ACA demon-possessed website.

Remember, god doesn't give you anything you can't handle

it's getting really hard to tell satire from the religious zealots these days.

I'm a little confused here.

I think it'll take in the cost of going to see a local exorcist.